Is Your Trailer Worth a Million Dollars?

Is your trailer worth a million dollars? What about your motor home? How would you like your trailer to be worth a million dollars?

According to a CNN report (print version), residents of a trailer park in Florida are preparing to sell their trailers and trailer lots to a developer for more than a million dollars each:

Residents of this trailer-park town sitting on beach front property have voted overwhelmingly to sell their community to a developer for more than $510 million, which could make most of them millionaires.

Some residents bought their homes for as little as $35,000.

The contract isn’t official — and residents don’t get any money — until 2009. If the sale goes through, nearly every owner will get more than $1 million.

A large majority of the residents voted in favor of the sale, though many are sad at leaving their long time homes and neighbors. Still, it’s a pretty nice chunk of change.

It’s also a big change. While these people will be getting a bit more than a million, which may be much less once the government takes their chunk, they won’t be able to afford to live in the area as it has completely out-priced them.

The area will be torn down and room made for development of more high-priced condos, hotels, and a marina along the Florida coast line. These people, unless they slipped in arrangements for housing, will not be able to afford to live there. They will have to find somewhere else as their instant million doesn’t compare with the multi-millionaires which now populate an area once known more for mosquitoes, alligators, and hurricanes than luxury homes.

Still, it’s a great return on their original investment. A good nest egg.

You Don’t Know What It’s Like

You don’t know what it’s like. You can’t imagine what it’s like. You would never believe it. You don’t know how hard it is. You don’t have a clue.

Well, guess what? I do. I know what it’s like. I have an imagination. Having traveled a lot of the planet, I can believe just about anything. I know what hard means. And yes, I have lots of clues.

Maybe I’m just too tired. Bone tired. It’s 11PM and I just got home. I should have been in bed an hour or more ago. I have barely slept through the night, catching an hour or two here and there, for over a week. So maybe that’s my excuse.

Maybe it’s because I’ve heard this before. I’ve heard it so many times before I want to puke.

Or maybe because I heard it just one too many times today. Maybe that’s what is causing this rant.

I am so damn tired of people making sweeping assumptions about me, but also about each other. Four of the many people who came into the campground office today, where I have been working almost non-stop for the past three, four, okay, five, six, or more days, said one of those phrases to me. Two more told me the same things on the phone. “You don’t know what it’s like.” “You can’t imagine…” “…never believe it.” “It’s harder than you know.”

I also heard them said to Diane over the past few days, part of the team of Charlie and Diane, proprietors of Shady Acres Campground.

To all the folks who make such sweeping assumptions and accusations, I have a message.

Shut the hell up.

The cliche is: if you want to judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. I’d like to see some of these people trade shoes with me, Diane, and Charlie for just a few minutes. Bet they would sing a different assumption.

We all face suffering at one or dozens of times in our lives. Loss is part of the family of humans. So is gain. Win and lose. Ying and yang. But your loss is no better or worse than mine. It’s just loss. It’s how you deal with it that lifts you up or puts you down.

As the panic and hysteria over the trauma of Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita dies down to a dull, low roar, our struggle to hang on continues. Camping insurance agents, new to the job, who couldn’t hack it are gone. Others have moved on to Texas and West Louisiana to deal with the new claims from Hurricane Rita. Others are moving in, and they aren’t feeling the pressure of the initial panic. They are taking a lazier and slower attitude. And they want their air conditioners, tree free clearance to their satellite dishes, and cable television.

I have to remind them that we are still in a disaster zone and Comcast lists us low on their priority list for restoring cable throughout the campground. And the broken and dying branches in the trees will be removed as soon as the snorkel is repaired after being flooded and underwater for a couple days. When they are cut, then they can get access to their satellites hovering overhead their $300,000 motor homes and fifth wheels. I warn them repeatedly to turn off their air conditioners when they leave for the day as the whole area continues to battle power losses and surges.

Guess what, folks, you are now in a disaster area. Luxuries haven’t been totally restored. Read a book.

Just because I’m standing in a campground office, looking like I know what I’m doing, doesn’t mean that this is the total sum of my life. Like you, I have traveled. In fact, I probably have traveled more than you. I just don’t say so. Like you, I have suffered, and maybe I’ve suffered more or less, or at least in different ways, but I know hard and suffering.

Don’t assume I lack imagination. I don’t have to walk far around the corner of the block to see massive destruction. Just because you weren’t here for the first month of massive cleanup and the campground and park looks nice and welcoming doesn’t mean that it was always like this. Extremely hard manual labor and dedication went into making it pretty again. We’re also good at hiding what still needs fixing.

Don’t assume that because I’m sitting at the table, quietly having a cup of tea, that my life is boring and lazy. It’s the first chance I’ve had to sit in the past 16 hours and I sat down as you walked through the door.

And don’t assume I’m stupid. Or I’ll assume that you are stupider than me.

While you were thinking up assumptions before we even met, I was helping dozens of people with their own personal problems and suffering throughout the day. Working in a campground office is like being a nurse, shrink, carpenter, handyman, receptionist, cashier, book keeper, sales person, tour guide, restaurant expert, and secretary. All skills required, along with a great deal of flexibility, durability, and patience. Hey, Mr or Miss Assumptions, does your job and life require all those skills?

And while you are making assumptions, don’t assume this is my job. I’m helping out where I’m needed to give the poor people who own this campground a little bit of a life. I’m helping people who are here, giving of their precious time and life and energy to help others get back on their feet and recover from the disaster. What are you doing to help? What do you have to give to those suffering around you instead of whining about how we don’t know nothing about your suffering?

End of rant. I’m off to bed. It will be better tomorrow.

Your Life is So Easy

I drag my laptop with me every night to the campground office, and set it up. My intentions are to get some work done during the moments between panics, since I hardly find time during the daylight hours. Sometimes I can get as much as 30 minutes of quiet time, other times, I’m lucky to be able to wiggle the mouse to clear the screen saver before the next person comes through the door.

I laughed after a man left last night. He came in and saw me sitting quietly at the computer on the kitchen table in the office. “It must be nice to have such a quiet place to work. I bet you get a lot done here in the evenings.” He went on and on to tell me about his assumptions of my life and then about his own life, and I just sat there, watching my screen saver once again pop up when 10 minutes rolled by.

As I closed the door behind him, I couldn’t help it. I just started to laugh hysterically. Tears poured down my face and I couldn’t stop laughing for several minutes. Before he’d arrived, I’d had two hours of trying to cope with a whole series of idiotic events.

Another adjuster, new to the industry, had called three nights before telling me his motor home was broken down on the highway and how he’d taken the wrong turn on the Interstate before it broke down so he really didn’t even know where he was in relationship to the campground, and could I sent someone to tow him to the campground. I told him that we didn’t have such services and gave him enough landmark directions to find out that he was only a couple miles away.

He called a tow truck and – I’ll make this shorter so you don’t have to go through the suffering with me. He called me in between every event all night long to report on what was going on and telling me that he would still be coming to the campground that night. By the end of the night, about midnight, he called and said he would be there in the morning before his meeting. I guess he then called in the morning and said he’d be there at lunch, and then at lunch called again to say he was still having troubles and would be there in the evenings…you get the picture.

Three days later, he finally shows up. His repaired motor home is parked in front of the VFW lodge in the strip mall two blocks away. He needs a gas can to get gas to put in his motor home. So Charlie lends him a gas can and the guy heads back in his car, then returns and asks me to go with him in his car to get his motor home so he doesn’t have to hook the car back up to the motor home. Dealing with three other people at the time, I told him I couldn’t leave. He took another volunteer. I explained to him how to get into the campground, where his spot was, and how to park. Very simple.

He returned with his motor home and promptly pulled into the wrong street and got stuck. I pulled out my flashlight and walked over to his site to help, leaving people waiting for me. After watching him try to put his square peg in the round hole, I told him he needed to straighten out the huge motor home and drive all the way around through the campground, cross the street and through the small neighborhood circle to turn around and approach it from the direction I had originally asked him to do.

He nodded and started to back up his motor home. Once straight, instead of pulling forward along the wide road, he turned sharply to the left to cut through the middle pull-through lots. In the process, he hit his own car parked there. He jumped out and yelled at me that he needed to move his car. I kept trying to tell him to stop and pull down the street, but he didn’t listen. He jumped back in the motor home and began to pull forward again. I stepped in front of the motor home, and shone the flashlight in his face. He stopped.

“Now, listen to me. Pay very close attention. You might make this turn, but you won’t make the second one. Backup. Go straight down the road. Cross the street. Follow the road around in the circle and come back and you will be in the perfect position.”

He finally appeared to understand. He drove through and I returned to the office where there was a line of folks waiting to connect their modems to the phone, pay their bill, and get change for the laundry and ask directions to any nice restaurants nearby, only to be told that “nice” restaurants in the nearby area were destroyed, that pizza deliveries are taking 2-4 hours in our area, and that they’d have to drive 5-10 miles to find anywhere decent to eat.

While handling all this and more, I kept looking out into the dark night for the motor home coming down the street out of the neighborhood next door. Nothing but darkness. I ran to the back of the office to hand out change for the laundry, and rushed back to the front – no headlights. I stepped outside and looked – no motor home nor new lights. I went back in, took payment from another guy, gave a woman directions to the nearest pharmacy, after hearing about why she needed one (I’ll spare you), traded jokes with a quick witted fellow-camper coming up for his nightly shower in the public restroom in the office, and still no lights.

I finally interrupted one long story teller to explain that I needed to go outside and walk the neighborhood looking for a lost camper. Man, I thought, what a way to spend a quiet evening. Walking the neighborhood looking for a lost motor home. I stepped outside and saw pin points of double lights at the end of the street. Finally!

What had happened? Maybe he stopped to pee. Maybe he stopped to eat. Carrying your back on your home, these are things you can do without leaving your vehicle. Or maybe he decided to do a night tour of the nearby damaged areas? I don’t know but it took over 25 minutes to make a trip that normally takes 3 minutes for other, slower and older campers.

I met him at his spot, stuffing down my curiousity and fury. Within 2 minutes, he was backed in, parked, and all set up.

I dragged myself back to the campground office to find it empty for a change. No washing machines vibrating the whole building, no banging of the dryers, no loud television screaming the woes of life from the hurricane zone on the horrid FOX News. No loud conversations or lines of adjusters waiting for the telephone, phone line, or bathroom. Silence. I’d forgotten what it sounded like.

I fell into the wooden chair at the old kitchen table and wiggled the mouse of my laptop to shut off the screen saver when the man with the assumptions arrived. Thus began his soliloquy of how peaceful my life must be and how wonderful it is that I have time to play on the computer.

Damn, I wish he was right. Too funny.

Shady Acres Campground – New Home for FEMA and Insurance Adjusters for Hurricane Katrina

Closeup of FEMA sign on truck windowWe’ve been back in Mobile, Alabama, for less than three days and I’m still struggling to find words. The stupid thing is that the damage here is totally insignificant. Yet, it isn’t the damage to the surrounding area and homes and lives that ties my fingers up in knots. It’s the look on the face and body language of the campers here who leave predawn every morning and head out into Mississippi that strangles my creative expression.

They drag in late at night, legs barely lifting their shoes off the ground. They see me and Charlie and they lift their weary heads up and slap on a grin, showing a brave face. They come back here to eat, do laundry, sleep, and rise up again in the morning for another 14-18 hours of battling traffic, desperate people and catastrophic destruction, only to return home, shower, eat, sleep, and return. Shady Acres Campground has become a small oasis away from the crisis, and Charlie and Diane do their best to help out these temporary residents.

While other campgrounds, hotels, and lodging areas have raised their rates, Charlie dropped his. Right now, a week and a half after Hurricane Katrina, his family homestead still filled with water and damage from the 12 foot flooding storm surge along the river, he and his son-in-law are out in the blinding heat and humidity digging ditches and laying water, sewer, and power lines to restore eight new sites still damaged from Hurricane Ivan. They are working overtime to make sure everyone who needs a place to stay has one.

Trailers and campers are packed into the campground, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenCampers, motor homes, trailers, and pop-ups are crammed in back to back in what are normally huge pull through spots. RVs are tucked in between and around mobile homes, wherever they can comfortably fit, and some uncomfortably. They have had to turn away many because there just is no more room left. So they work overtime to get these broken lots fixed up to accommodate all who need a place to call home for a while.

Another Allstate Insurance Adjuster Truck and Camper, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenIn my family, when we drive by a cemetery, it’s traditional for someone to ask “How many dead people are buried there?” The appropriate answer is “All of them.” I have started doing the night shift for Charlie and Diane, allowing them to finally get some dinner and decent sleep. Talking to a group of bankers, they asked me how many insurance adjusters and FEMA representatives were here. I said, “All of them.”

The campground hosts a few evacuees, but mostly family who managed to get out to stay with their brother, sister, son, daughter, mother and father who live here. The majority of those staying range from long experienced and battle weary to fresh-out-of-the-training-seminar newbies insurance and FEMA adjusters and investigators.

Allstate Insurance sign on red truck, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenThe newbies arrive with energy to spare, eager to get out there, their eyes clear and bright and their backs straight. Most of them have never lived in a trailer or RV and they are totally clueless about these FEMA or company supplied RVs. They grin and say they are fast learners and we help figure out all the details and differences. Living in an RV might be like taking your home on the road, but it is a totally different way of life and the smallest things you take for granted are different. Still, they laugh at their clumsiness and eagerly await their first assignments, which may happen immediately or within the next few days – as they wait, watch TV, wonder, and anticipate.

The old timers, who have been through Ivan, Frances, Andrew, and other names more familiar to them than their own family names, arrive in battered and worn trailers and campers, or big expensive motor homes. The contrast is amazing. Those who have been through this before, and know the value of the renewal and recharge time between leaving the disaster site and returning is only a few hours – many want the best comforts around them. These are the folks who will use this area as a staging area, moving closer only after the next area has been secured and returned to normal.

another adjuster and their RV, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenOther old timers know what to expect, and they expect to be in the thick of things. They are traveling in the battered and old trailers and campers. Generators, blocks of red plastic gas cans, propane tanks, and huge water cans are strapped and locked onto their RVs with chains, bike cables, and huge locks. They know that their arrival in a disaster area will be an invitation to anyone who thinks you have something worth taking. Many don’t wait for the giving to arrive.

Within a couple of days, the newbies return with hallowed eyes. They slouch more and drag their feet. The oldies, even the long time veterans of FEMA, return haunted. All say the same things.

camper truck almost hidden behind tree debris along road, photograph by Lorelle VanFossen“I’ve been watching it on television for over a week. Not even close. Not even close.”

“It’s so much worse than you can imagine.”

“The bodies….so many bodies.”

“There is nothing left.”

“Whole neighborhoods are less than rubble.”

“Whole neighborhoods are now in the next neighborhood.”

“The smell sticks to your skin.”

“I’ve been through five hurricanes. This equals all of them added together.”

“Been working in Florida for 20 years worth of hurricanes. Ain’t seen nothing like this.”

“All I want is a cigarette. I can’t smoke there. Everything is covered with oil and gas and toxins. I’m afraid to light up.”

“The smell of mildew and fungus is overwhelming.”

“We are still finding bodies – and they aren’t pretty.”

“Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief – no one was spared.”

“Katrina wasn’t selective. She destroyed everyone and everywhere.”

“The lines of people waiting for help and contributions – they are gasoline waiting for a match.”

“Why are they coming back in? Don’t they understand there is nothing to come back to but death.”

“You got a dead guy story. He’s got a dead guy story. We all got a dead guy story here. Wanna hear my dead guy story?”

“I thought it was a broken tree limb. It was a dead man hanging in the tree.”

“The wheel chair was so twisted around his body, you can’t imagine.”

“I keep telling myself I’m helping, I’m helping, I’m doing something good – just to get to sleep.”

“The media and politicians are spreading blame around – their method of keeping busy. Our method to keep busy is to keep doing, helping, and fixing the people and the area. Let them move their mouths, we’re moving our bodies.”

“Yeah, well, I don’t see any politicians down here with shovels or carrying dead people.”

“What good is blame? Pick up a damn shovel and chainsaw.”

“New Orleans is lucky. It’s still standing. There ain’t nothing standing along the Mississippi coast.”

Trailer parked sideways in front of mobile homes, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenEvery night the men and women come back with stories. All day long, people are talking to them, telling them of their woes and suffering, asking for help, demanding money, pleading for things to be fixed immediately, and even threatening them. They hold hands and give hugs or just stand there when people break down, crying and sobbing, relieved to tell their story. When they come back to the campground, they want to do the talking. They want someone to listen to THEM for a change. Or they just don’t want to hear any voices. No talking. No chatting. No story telling. Just quiet and the numbness of whatever is on television.

For those that need to talk, Charlie, Diane, John, and I just listen. What is the socially correct response to “The bodies were hanging dead from the trees.” I don’t know of one and saying “I’m sorry” or “That’s terrible” just doesn’t work any more. So we listen and nod and know that they don’t care what we say, just that we hear them.

More insurance adjusters and their home on the road, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenAs sad as it is, the reality on the ground is that the most accessible areas get the help first. As Mississippi is healed from the outer edges of its wound towards the middle, the campers here will slowly move closer in. The campground won’t be empty, though. Contractors will begin to use this as a staging areas, helping to direct the flow of repair crews, construction, and rebuilders towards the area. Over time, they will thin out and be replaced by people who have decided that they want to be “close” to home, even if they can’t get to home.

Most will leave to return home when its safe to do so, but some will stay. One old couple here landed here after a hurricane destroyed their home in Georgia years ago. Then they decided to move closer to the coast in Mississippi. Now they are back, their home flooded and damaged by Katrina. They have become unwanted experts in evacuations, flooding, storms, and survival.

Haven’t we all. Haven’t we all.

On the Road Full-time with Beauty and the Beast

Our trailer on a long winding curved road in Arkansas, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenNot long after our arrival here in Mobile, Alabama, we ran into Rita and Bob, a couple not much older than Brent and I who gave up their “American Lifestyle” to hit the road full-time about a year ago. Rita and I crawled into the truck for an all day excursion to the Fairhope Arts and Crafts Festival on the other side of Mobile Bay.

It was fasinating to talk to someone so much like me and yet new with this “living on the road” business. It brought back tons of memories of our first year on the road, innocent and naive and yet determined to survive and overcome every obstacle the road threw at us. And the road threw a LOT at us. Rita spoke of learning to give up “stuff” and constantly fighting her passion for books (books are weight!), and streamlining their lifestyle down to a trailer a tad smaller than ours.

We laughed and cried about the struggle to stay in touch with friends and family, the hideous lack of Internet access, and the fun and woes of life on the road. We shared some of our dreams and expectations about what life on the road would be, and how reality was a harsh slap in the face, but also better than we ever imagined. Continue reading

We Live in a Campground

Another holiday weekend is coming up and we’re faced with one of those amazing dilemmas that only Brent and I seem to get into. I know others do, but do you know “them”? No, you know us, and if you know us, you know that this is the kinda of thing we get into.

Independence Day weekend is this weekend. People are making or have made plans for weeks, maybe months, on where they are going this holiday weekend. The destination for a lot of people? A campground.

Now, we live in a campground. If everyone is coming to a campground, including this one, where are we going to go? To another campground? You see the funny dilemma.

In my story on summer beginning while we were camped in Wilhelmina State Park in Arkansas, I talk about the difference in the campground during the week when no one is there and the chaos that arrives with the first holiday weekend of summer. It’s been eight years since writing that, and nothing has changed.

We still don’t “go” anywhere on holiday weekends. We avoid the crowds, noise, clutter, and hassle. After all, we live in a campground. Why should be go to another campground when we can get it here?

People still pile into their cars and campers with too much stuff and bring their loud music, snot-nosed noise-making children, and big screen televisions so they can sit among nature’s beauty and watch the NASCAR races, World Wide Wrestling, or the latest Survivor crazy show. They bring their bikes, radios, motorcycles, grills, lawn chairs, and spread themselves out around their camping spot.

So, we stay in our campground, surrounded by the familiar, and await their leaving. They will leave and go back to their houses and apartments. We’ll stay in our movable home, ready to flee at the alert of an oncoming hurricane, and wait for the peace to return to the campground. Then we will get out our radios, lawn chairs, grill, bikes, and paraphernalia, and spread it around our own campsite. But no one will be here to see it.

We live on vacation

Our trailer parked in the old site at Shady Acres Campground, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenFriday arrived with a note from a friend wishing me a good holiday weekend and telling me all about what he would be doing on his three day vacation. He wanted to know what I was going to do this Memorial Weekend. All of a sudden that question struck me as really funny.

I live in a campground where people go to play and vacation. What the hell am I going to do on a three day weekend when I live in a place people want to be? Continue reading

We’re Here for the Wedding and My Wife Has Cancer

Waiting for the digital cable folks to show up to set up the cable modem for the new computer I’d installed last week for the campground office, preparing everything for WIFI Internet services, the campground owner and I sat on the couch and visited. The campground was filling up on the start of weekend traffic, and he was waiting for the coaches and trailers to come in.

People came in and out, chatted for a moment, needing directions, or a recommendation on a place to eat, or whatever, and Charlie visited with them all, treating them graciously and helping as much as he could. A tremendously energetic old spirit, Charlie is the true southern gentlemen and the best campground owner any camper could ever want. He goes beyond the call of duty for his temporary or short term residents. When he found out about this “WIFI business”, he didn’t have a clue about it, but jumped on my offer to help. When I asked him how he wanted to charge people to use the service, he asked me how much it was all going to cost, and when I told him that we could set him up for about $300 for everything, he jumped immediately and said he’d offer it for free for that amount of money. I was stunned to say the least.

He quickly explained that it was more important to him to make sure that the campers were happy. We actually ended up spending more in order to make sure we got the best coverage we could. He’ll make the money back as word spreads to the travelers about his free WIFI, choosing this campground over others.

Charlie is an amazing man. Growing up in this campground with his great-grandfather, grandfather, and his parents, watching it change from a fishing camp, to a campground, to a mobile home park, and now turning it back into a campground again, he has grown up caring about the traveler. This need to care for people spilled over into his own career as a fireman, helping people in trouble and eventually training other firemen to help others. Sensitivity abounds in this man, and it shows when he talks to his campers.

I sit on the couch and watch him work with the people as they come in and out, listening to their problems, their stories, and helping when he can and listening when he can’t.

A man walked in, looking more tired than he should for his years. He asks simply for directions to a nearby church. “Niece is getting married.” His words were not crisp or staccato, but an almost monotone drone, short and concise. His next words, though, stunned me to the floor.

“Wife has bone cancer. Found out Thursday it’s metastasized in her liver. Weren’t going to miss the wedding. Drove up from Florida. Rehearsal is tonight. Wedding is tomorrow. Then we head back to Florida to begin the chemotherapy on Monday. Got to see the wedding.”

He said it as if it he was ordering a hamburger, fries and coke. No inflection, just a comment.

Time seemed to stretch. The man stood there. My throat ached to spill out apologizes and sympathy. Still, the quiet sat there for a moment. Then Charlie spoke.

“Let’s look at the map so I can show you how to get to the church, and make it easier on you.” Charlie started walking down the hall to the little library room with a mural map of Mobile, Alabama, filling one wall. The man stood there for a moment, and then leaned into his first step to propel his body forward.

As he passed me, I could see relief on his face. He didn’t want Charlie or anyone to respond. And Charlie realized that. He just wanted to say it, to hear his own voice speak the reality of his own life out loud. He didn’t need sympathy, pity, apologies or any of the other ridiculous air space wasters people offer. There is nothing I or Charlie could say that would change anything in the world for this man. The next few months and possibly years would be filled with hospitals and machines, tests, poking, prodding, and watching someone he loved suffer, and possibly die. Hope would come in waves and then be dashed from moment to moment. Years of shared togetherness would be threatened, and future plans dashed. There are no words.

My heart ached for this man, his wife, and their family. I thought of Brent walking into a campground office or anywhere and spilling out those words about me, and I wanted to cry. I thought about me saying that about Brent to a stranger, and I realized that as horrible and painful as these thoughts were, this is life. This is what happens. It used to be that people got sick and died and there wasn’t much anyone could do about it. Today, they can be kept alive for years and years with incredible treatments, but sometimes the treatment seems worse than death, but they endure with hope of health and a pain-free life on the other side.

Still, it’s a fact of life. Someday it will be Brent or I saying these words to a stranger. What would we want to hear back?

What would I want someone to say or do if I spilled out those words about Brent? Would I want their sympathy? Their regrets? Absolutely not. What would I want? An ear. Just someone to absorb the sound of my voice and let me say it. Sometimes saying it out loud makes it real, and maybe even a little less scary once the horror of it has left my head and I hear it echo in the room around me. I would want nothing but silence and the echo of my voice.

When the two men returned to the office/living room area, the man was actually smiling at something Charlie was saying. Charlie had his hand on his shoulder, and the two were like old fishing buddies. “Now, if you need any help getting her into the car or the coach, you just holler.”

“Oh, she can walk good, just not far. She gets tired real easy now.”

“And you have fun at the rehearsal dinner tonight. Don’t be staying up too late, carousing!”

The man laughed, and I saw the years melt away and the worries fade for a minute. Charlie had done his magic. The man left with a little swing to his step, a smile across his face.

Charlie turned to me. “Now, where the hell is that cable guy?”

I laughed. “You did good with that man.”

“What? Oh, him. He just needed directions. Got a wedding to go to, you know. So you gonna call the cable company again or should I?”

I just smiled and nodded. I was learning fast from a very good teacher.

We’ll Relax on Day 84

I looked out the window to see a young man wandering the campground eyeing a few of the camping spots across from us. Knowing that it was late for the campground owner to be around, I thought I would go out and offer any assistance I could. I walked up to the young man and asked if I could help.

He told me that he wasn’t sure that the site they picked would be okay and wanted to know if he should move his van over to this spot.

“Is something wrong with the other spot?”

No, he assured me, he just didn’t want to park where he shouldn’t. I told him that where he was would be fine if he was comfortable there.

He also asked me if I knew of a place to get to the Internet, via modem or WIFI. When I told him the campground had free WIFI, he was stunned. “Really? But it’s not free. How much is it?”

I assured him that it was free, especially since I installed it. Totally free.

He almost burst into tears and gave me a huge hug. “Really free??” Continue reading

Life in a Campground

I decided a while ago that I wanted to write about the life I have found living in and visiting campgrounds. It’s a strange microcosm of the world’s misfits, riffraff, typicals, and normals. Everyone passes through a campground at one point in their life, either on vacation or to stay a while and live. I want to share some of their stories with you.

There is a great mythology about life on the road, camping and traveling. People honestly believe that it is romantic, adventurous, simplistic, and easy. It’s not. Whatever problems you had when you left home are the problems you continue to have. Whatever issues you have with the world are not only still there, they are magnified. If you think you are going to lose weight on the road, get in shape, stop smoking, or change any habits, trust me, you will be fat, lazy, and still smoking when you are done. Habits will not change. Lifestyle will. Continue reading