The following is a demonstration post for the PDX WordPress Meetup Plugin Ignite Presentation. I will be demonstrating the File Gallery WordPress Plugin. The lorem ipsum text is courtesty of Fillerama: A Filler Text Generator, the Doctor Who version. This post is a tribute, in its own twisted way, to the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who.

The Pandorica Opens

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

World War Three

Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

Planet of the Dead

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You’ve swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

A Good Man Goes to War

You hit me with a cricket bat. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
You hit me with a cricket bat.
No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Love & Monsters

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

Aliens of London

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You hit me with a cricket bat.

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.