A friend just sent me this and I had to share it. It’s so “with the times”.
The New Birds and the Bees
The little boy asks his father – Daddy, how was I born?
Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button….
….nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You’ve got male!