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Media Propaganda Bulldozes Israel – Twists Middle East Conflict

I don’t babble on much about political or personal opinions about the world around us on our website, especially on the points that really make me want to scream and yell. I will often wrap those opinions up in storytelling, since these are usually inappropriate for this site. Well, today I got the chance to let some of those opinions rip.

I’ve always been fascinated by the media and it’s ability to twist and tangle the truth until you believe the propaganda of the media or the government behind the media. I talked about the twists and turns the media does with words at ioerror’s site about Media Propaganda Bulldozes Israel – Twists Middle East Conflict, sharing our perspective on recent news events and our experiences in Israel with the various media propaganda wards there.

Thought you all might be interested.

WordPress Feed Titles

I’ve been trying to create a list of the various feeds available on my site. I created such a list but when my feed reader scans the page for feeds, it lists every single one with the title of my site. This would be fine, but I wanted the title to reflect the names of the categories. It helps no one to have a list of 15 feeds and all of them titled “Taking Your Camera on the Road”. That’s no help.

With help from the WordPress Support Forum and Kafkaesqui from Guff Szub.net, here is the answer:

Note: This only works with RSS 2.0 feeds.

On our new Taking Your Camera on the Road – Feed List, we have listed a variety of the feeds available on our site. One example is to our Learning Zone, our most popular category covering educational material about photography, web, Internet, and more. The feed link looks like this:

http://www.cameraontheroad.com/wp-rss2.php?cat=8

The instructions on how to get the category “title” to show up in your RSS 2.0 feeds are as follows.

  1. Open the wp-rss2.php file in the root directory of your WordPress installation.
  2. Towards the top of the file, find <title><?php bloginfo_rss('name') ?></title>.
  3. Replace it with this:

    <title><?php bloginfo_rss('name'); ?><?php if(is_category()) echo ' : ' . wp_specialchars(get_the_category_by_id($cat)); ?></title>
  4. Save the file and upload it, if necessary, to your server.

Now, this comes with a price. You are changing one of the core programming files for WordPress. When you update WordPress, you will need to do this again. Save a text file in your root directory and in a safe place on your computer with a copy of these instructions so you will remember next time how to change this back.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Well, the news is full of the news. The sixth Harry Potter book is out, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”. Millions of the book are expected to be sold within the next few hours around the world.

A bookstore in Canada released the book early by “mistake” and an court order was issued “banning the disclosure of the story’s contents after a number of the books were sold by mistake.”

Well, that peeked our curiousity, so I got onto eDonkey, one of our file sharing services and checked for “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince”.

Within an hour or so of the “official” release, there were 132 various copies of “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Game” and books, in many various formats including pdb, the format for Palm handheld computer book reading programs. I’ve never heard of the computer game, but that’s a possiblity. There were also mp3 files of the book which is also available on CD and Audio Cassette.

I checked a few hours later, and WOW! There were then 2,756 postings. And in different languages!

Now, I’m sure that the majority of these links are fake. There are always people with too much time on their hands and evil in their heads who put up fake files with porn, their trashy writing, or just nothing, or the occassional virus, onto file sharing networks. BUT if you are persistent, you will find the “real thing” among all the fakes.

I am not advocating you download the book for free or “steal” it or anything like that. This is just an amazing phenomenon that is worthy of watching. So let’s do a little math.

If 1% of 2756 files online are legit, that means that 28 of the files online are real and people can download the book or mp3 audio files or whatever and read them. Their chance of “selling” the files is practically nil, but the odds that they will then share the file with at least one other person….well, let’s be generous and say that about 200 of these will be spread around. The book is selling currently on Amazon at USD $17.99. That means a loss of $3,600 because of file sharing.

More than 265 million copies of the Harry Potter books have been sold in 200 countries, and the new book is expected to sell 12 million books in the first printing, with more coming quickly behind it. The Harry Potter brand is now worth over USD $1 Billion and author, JK Rowling, is now considered the richest woman in the UK, deservedly so. An amazing success story, one to be proud of.

And if we were to just randomly take the Amazon sales price and apply it to the 12 million books expected to be sold, that’s USD $215,880,000.00, if I did the math right.

According to a BBC Article, “Meanwhile, supermarket giant Tesco estimates that it will sell 300 copies a minute when the book finally goes on sale in the early hours of Saturday morning.”

Well, I think we’ve done that math. Within one minute, Tesco will sell more books than will probably be found in the next couple days online for free. Wow!

And even if a thousand copies of the books are downloaded for free from the Internet downloading services, I don’t see that making a big dent in the overall income of the book. People still want to hold the books in their hands and put them on the shelf. Yet, because I personally think that file sharing has gotten a horrible rap, I know that there will be a big stink about file sharing and the “loss of income” because of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince being found on file sharing and online downloading services.

We own multiple copies of Harry Potter. We have the full series in hardback, paperback, in English and in Hebrew. Brent read Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone in Hebrew. I like bragging. He read the first three books entirely in Hebrew. I think we even have the first or second one in Spanish. We also have the first five in digital form as a book. I read almost all my books on my hand held computer now.

So what are we going to do for book six of the Harry Potter series? Wait until the panic is over and probably buy the book in English, and order the book online in digital form, so Brent can read the book and I can read mine.

What a world we live in to have such choices.

 

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

As a RULE, we do not accept jokes by email. A relative sent this, knowing our lifestyle, and it was just too good to not share. It just sums up so much of our life and life choices sometimes. ;-)

Amazing Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the females in your life about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

  • You only need two tools: Q20/WD40 and Duct Tape.
    • If it doesn’t move and should, use the Q20/WD40.
    • If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
  • Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  • Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
  • If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
  • And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

Returning After Hurricane Dennis

We arrived very late last night back in Mobile, Alabama. We drove all day from Tunica, Mississippi, just south of Memphis, Tennessee, to get back. We worked into the early hours of the morning to set up the trailer in the dark and get the basics running again. Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal, but Brent custom made our “permanent” sewer connection and we had to plant the trailer exactly in the same position so we wouldn’t have to change the huge pipes and such.

Basically, we’re exhausted.

We knew we were back the moment we stepped out of the air conditioned truck. Humidity slammed into us. Sweat poured off our faces while standing still. It was the middle of the night and 85F degrees and 80% humidity. YUK.

But we are back. The telephone isn’t working yet, but we’re not sure why, since I overpaid the bill last month to make sure it would stay on through the storms, so it’s another thing to fix.

rough roadway on highway 55, Lousiana, photo by Lorelle VanFossenWe’re cleaning up the trailer today and trying to find where everything got slammed to from the horrible roads throughout Lousiana. Highway 55 down through Jackson towards New Orleans, we were bounced and jarred. You know, you would think that after ten years they would fix those suckers, but they continue to remain patched and pieceworked and a horrible bouncing, jarring ride. Several times we stopped for gas and came into inspect and found stuff spread all over the place that we thought was fairly tied down.

As soon as we hit the Mississippi border again, crossing along Highway 10, the road was newly paved and smooth. All the way to Alabama. Unfortunately, turning the corner onto our street, almost home, a car pulled out of the gas station into the oncoming traffic lane as we turned, cutting short our nice wide turn. Brent angled sharply and the trailer road up onto the high curb, lurching from side to side as it went over. Whatever wasn’t bounced and tossed around during our short drive through Lousiana was now EVERYWHERE.

Unfortunately, all my nice work papers and project papers flew through the air so I’ve got some hours of paper shuffling to give them back to their nice neat little homes. So much for having my work out ready to work on while traveling.

But we are back. We’re hooked up and ready to start working again. Brent is back to work tomorrow and I’m just picking up the pieces and will probably be back at work after the weekend, just doing the emergency stuff between bouts of cleanup.

Thanks to all who worried about us. We’re back in this sweaty place, awaiting the next storm.

Pissed Off at the News Media

July 10, 2005, Tunica, Mississippi

So why am I so frustrated and angry? Oh, the list is long. Tired from the rush to get out of Mobile. Anxious about friends left behind. Worried about friends in Florida being smacked by the storms over and over again. Pissed off at continually breaking computer equipment. And furious with the media.

I mentioned in an earlier post about the media tricking me into believing that all that heavy traffic on the Mobile Bay bridge were people fleeing when they were really representative of rush hour traffic. That still irritates me. So I’m sitting in the sweaty heat near the pool and office, trying and failing to maintain an Internet connection . Brent has wondered off, stomping around in fury about his laptop crashing every time he tries to connect to the Internet. A middle aged skinny man with a news video camera comes up and tells me he is with the local news and he wants to film the many evacuees from Mobile hunkered down at the campground. Can he film me relaxed and working at my computer?

I just stared at him. Anger pouring over and out of me. In the coldest of tones I told him, “No thank you.” He thanked me and wandered off. But I had another good head of rage.

How dare he! First, he didn’t ask if I was from Mobile, running from the hurricane, visiting on vacation, or here with a business conference. I’m staying at the campground resort of the largest casino between Vegas and Altantic City! I could be anyone doing any thing! He had no idea why I was there or what I was doing, and certainly was oblivious to the fact that I was NOT relaxing but angry – in fact, furious.

He just assumed. He told me what he wanted and asked permission to photograph me. Well, guess what, buddy! NO!

Begin by asking what I am doing here. Don’t assume. Sure, I am one of the evacuees from Mobile, but how would you know. There are people here from all over the country, and maybe the world. Because I am the ONLY one near the pool, and the majority of the visitors are inside the casino doing whatever it is that fascinates people inside of a casino, and your assignment editor said, “Go out and find the thousands of people who evacuated and film them,” do I look like the thousands of people who evacuated from the Gulf Coast? No. I’m a lone woman sitting in front of a laptop, about to throw it into the swimming pool, NOT relaxing, who wishes she was in Alaska. Don’t assume, buddy. ASK. And then tell the RIGHT story, not the one that suits the exaggerated needs of the moment. You might find you have a much better story than the one you assumed.

The media’s desire to find THE story, and if you can’t MAKE IT UP or MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE STORY pisses me off. There are a milion stories out there that are amazing in and of themselves. They don’t need to be made up. Reporters, don’t “look for pre-designed stories”. Let them come to you. The difference between a good reporter and an excellent reporter is one who knows how to ask, when to ask, and when to stop asking and listen. Stories are sought, but the best story is the one that unfolds with good questioning, not assumptions. Assumptions mean you’ve already decided. Good, then stay in your shell and tell people that you are assuming things. But if you are reporting, tell the story you are told not the one you made up. Got it. Good.

Watching Hurricane Dennis from Tunica, Mississippi

July 10, 2005, 1300 CST, Tunica, Mississippi

The only reason we have a television is to watch the very occassional decent science fiction show and watch the weather channel. And now, we are glued to the television watching the weather channel. Mobile, Alabama, two days behind us, is now being battered with 2-5 inches of rain an hour and winds growing faster and faster. Hurricane Dennis is a Category 4, and now really in the record books.

It arrived in the record books as a collect of the first four storms of the hurricane season were all worthy of a name, which is the first time in recorded history. Tropical Storm Cindy smacked Mobile with moderate winds and minimum damage, mostly power outages and a few leaky roofs only a week and a half ago.

Then Dennis broken again into the record books as the earliest recorded hurricane to make US landfall this early in the hurricane season. I guess they usually don’t arrive until August or September.

Now, Hurricane Dennis is again in the record books as the most powerful storm to hit the US Gulf Coast area in recorded history.

Great for us.

Winds are expected to be 140 miles per hour with gusts even higher. It is scheduled to smack into the coast line within the next hour or two, and while it might pull back a little, it will swirl up tornados, flooding, heavy winds, and all kinds of fun weather as it crawls up the center of the country.

We choose the Memphis area because they have no history of getting any impact from the hurricanes that we could find. Usually the hurricane forces and storms are pushed over towards the east, traveling up the east coast. Now, this thing is slated to direct itself towards Memphis. Figures.

Later: 1730 CST

Well, Hurricane Dennis struck just east of Mobile between Pensacola and Destin, Florida. The little wobble that took it a smidge to the east was enough to have Mobile, Alabama, “dodge the bullet” as described by a Weather Channel reporter. But the fury of the storm is not done.

Currently, Hurricane Dennis is between us and Mobile and headed towards us. We will wait and watch the storm approach us, while the Gulf Coast area is done with the storm and begins clean up and damage assessment. If we really get frustrated with the wait, we can head further west and then descend down south and creep around the storm, but the cost of gas just to get here was incredibly expensive, so waiting for the storm to pass and then head back might be the smartest idea.

We’re not sure what is coming at us. Estimates right now are of winds between 40-70 miles per hour and several inches of rain. This we can handle. Unfortunately, tornados are spawning all over the place, and that we can’t handle. So we wait and watch and hope the storm burns itself out or turns and heads east, away from us.

It looks like it might hit us tomorrow afternoon.

And of course, our trauma never ends.

This morning we took our two laptops with WIFI to the office to run email and such. Brent’s computer locks up the moment he attempts to connect to the WIFI node. He has no problems connecting to our WIFI node, which isn’t connected to the Internet, but his computer crashes every time with the campground node. I was able to connect, but it was incredibly slow and tedious.

We wandered around the campground and found some sites that had a really good WIFI signal and talked the RV resort folks into letting us move. But we couldn’t move “too close” to the best signal range because that area is for RVs without pets. Brent told the truth and said we had a cat, and told them that the cat never goes outside. But that didn’t matter to them. A pet is a pet and you have to stay in the pet area. I asked if there was a no smoking area. There was not. Only restrictions for pets. Assholes.

So we packed things up and moved to the new spot, and Brent couldn’t get a signal at all. He finally went back to the office to work and every time he tries to connect, the computer locks up. Damn.

I was able to get a VERY weak signal from my desk in the trailer. But it takes four to six tries to generate a single web page. It keeps timing out. I finally decided to just get some email work done. I spent 30 minutes trying to get email, and then writing an email for work, reviewing and editing it carefully because while I wanted to make a point, I didn’t want the anger and frustration of the past few days to be “read into” by pointed email. Just as I hit send, the famous blue screen of death hit and my laptop crashed, again. I knew I was on borrowed time, but I thought maybe it might just work long enough.

So I’m trying to get it to work again, but I’m not sure how long it will last. The server is working but it has no WIFI connection.

CRAP and MORE CRAP.

I’m so angry, I have to stop now before blue flames come off my keyboard and through the Internet to singe your precious and delicate ears….that only some of you have. The rest have the imagination to recognize the words even from a distance.

Baen Free Library – Free Books Online

I now read almost all my books on my hand held computer. I can easily carry 10-50 books or more on it, and even move from book to book if I want, without the weight or struggle of hauling the actual books around. For a long time, though, finding books in digital form was challenging until I stumbled upon some sites with free books, or low priced downloads. I just found a new site.

Baen Free Library offers science fiction books and short stories for free. It even provides links to computer book reading software. Why? First, because of the honest belief that it will make them more money by hooking book buyers and book lovers. Second, because it’s great publicity. Third, because they want to snub the industry in the nose which has gotten out of control with acts against downloading music and books. All good enough reasons for me.

Anyway, enjoy!

 

Day Two of Running from Hurricane Dennis

Tunica, Mississippi

While driving along Highway 10 heading east, and then up Highway 55 towards Memphis for the past two days, Hurricane Dennis dropped to a category 2 hurricane and then back up to a category 4 and is on track for the Gulf Coast, aimed right between Mobile, Alabama, and Pensacola, Florida. It is now on record as the only hurricane to make landfall in the United States in July on record. Hurricane Season may have begun, but the storms usually don’t reach the US coastal shores until August or September.

Our luck that a record-breaking storm would hit us. Never fails.

Thirty-six hours ago, we pulled out of Mobile, Alabama, and headed “away”. We weren’t sure where or even when we would land, but we knew we had at least two days of travel to get “away” from the direct path of the storm.

Having spent almost 12 hours non-stop without sitting, just working my ass off to get ready to move the trailer, and finally sitting in the truck dragging the trailer down the highway, I worked overtime on my brain to relax. I instructed my shoulders to drop, my neck to loosen, and squirmed around to unhook my clean but once again sweat covered body from my shorts, and tried to shake off the tensions of the past few days.

Brent kept glancing at me out the corner of his eye. I knew what he was waiting for. I just didn’t want to hand it out to him right away. Let the anticipation rise, I thought. Besides, we were maneuvering around traffic, loaded down with the weight of the trailer, and readjusting to the feeling of a few tons behind your ass on the highway with everyone traveling at 75 miles an hour and us trying to melt into the flow of traffic at 65 miles an hour….he needed his concentration on the road.

So I finally gave him what he wanted, and it was a joy to see that little smile appear on his face as each question was asked, and to watch as he, himself, slowly relaxed and settled into “pulling the trailer” mode.

“Is it still behind us?”

“Yep.”

“Are we there yet?”

“Nope.”

The ritual was done. It had been just over six months since we played our little game leaving Tulsa to come to Mobile, Alabama. It felt good to say.

In fact, it felt extraordinarily good to me. A euphoria of joy hit me. I LIKED saying it. I wanted to say it again more often. I was tired of sitting still. So I told Brent how good I was feeling about this.

He was stunned, and for a few minutes I saw the old Brent, the Brent I thought had been left behind about four months after we left Seattle in 1996. The fear of being away from the security of the job. The anger at having life disrupted by events out of his control. The anxiety that comes with life on the road, never knowing when a tire will pop or an engine will burn up or where you will be when exhaustion or night falls. I desperately sought for words to heal his resentment and fears.

“I miss being with you. I miss this time together. I’m not looking forward to the trip, but I’m with you. That is all that matters.”

That helped. I could see him start to relax again. I got him talking about the new work projects that he is involved in and how he’s bringing a lot of work with him, and I told him about the work that I was doing, also brought with us. In fact, everything is with us. That is the fact of being a turtle and taking your home with you when you go.

We talked for a couple hours and then realized that night was coming and we needed to make a plan.

I called Brent’s dad and asked him to get out his campground books and help us find a place to stay tomorrow. He did more than that and helped us find a place to stay that night on our path and then also made a reservation for us at the Grand Casino campground, a place they had stayed on one of their trips through this area recently, one that they found to be nice and clean and featuring FREE WIFI INTERNET ACCESS, the most important thing on the list. I found out they have a swimming pool, too, which meets our two basic needs, in addition to water and electricity. Awesome people. We now had a place for the night and a destination in mind. Memphis, Tennessee, we’re on our way to see you.

About 30 minutes past our exhaustion point, we pulled into a state park they’d found on the list near McComb, Mississippi. This was no “state park” like I was used to state parks. There was a fancy carved sign at the formal looking entrance and we passed over a “golf cart crossing” and then were a little dismayed to see a turn off sign for “Golf Villas”. I’d never heard of a state park with “Golf Villas” before. Hmmmm. Mississippi is moving up in the world for state park luxuries. The custom architecture of the security gate and entrance building looked more like an A-frame ski lodge or border welcome center than a security gate shack for a state park. Brent went in and the 24 hour designer sports-shirted official told him the park was sold out. No room at the inn.

Next destination, truck stop, WalMart, Lowes, anywhere with a big parking lot. Our bones ached and our muscles had given up all thought and energy over an hour before, so we were now a hazzard on the road. We needed to stop and sleep. A glance at the clock reinforced our exhaustion. Ten at night.

Our trailer sits small among the many large trucks in a truck stop in central Mississippi, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenWe headed back to the highway, our eyes throbbing, and right there found a huge truck stop. We pulled in, a mosquito among 50 or more giant trucks, their engines running all night, and fell into bed, asleep within seconds.

Brent fills the trailer tires with air as we prepare to travel again, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenEarly the next morning, we crawled out of bed, smelling like sweat, sleep, and more sweat, and prepared to head out. Brent found that the trailer tires I’d warned him about checking the air pressure, were indeed low, so 30 minutes were spent putting air into the four trailer tires with our horrible little Sears cheapo air compressor. I’d get something better, but we use it so rarely, we just suffer with it’s little engine-that-almost-could effort.

Then back onto the highway, heading towards Memphis.

We love to listen to books on tape, so after checking in with the weather report which said that Hurricane Dennis had dropped from Category 4 to Category 2 after pounding the hell out of Cuba, but was expected to rise again once out over open water, we turned on Douglas Adam’s last book, Salmon of Doubt, and were enchanted within minutes.

I’ll talk more about the book later, but it is basically a collection of short stories and articles, for lack of a better word, found on his computer’s hard drive after his stunning death in 2001 from a heart attack. It made us laugh and agree, and slap our legs with joy as we listened to a man who does indeed, as one of the introduction essays explained, “makes you feel like he is talking to you, and just you alone.” Wonderful.

We trudged on, stopping at a truck stop for lunch, and answering questions from our family checking in on our progress, and finally arrived at the Casino Grand Hotel and RV Park in Tunica, Mississippi, just south of Memphis.

Grand Casino of Tunica RV Resort - pavement parking lot for trailers and motorhomes, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenThe campground is more pavement than….well, anything. I can probably count the trees in the 300 plus spot campground on both hands and stop before getting to the last finger. The sites are wide apart, which is nice and will hopefully keep any smoking camper next to us far enough away not to make me sick. For a lot of travelers, this is a perfect campground. Wide open space, no trees to rip any roof paraphernalia off, and wide spots to pull through or back into. For us, it’s an embarrassment in its lack of “natural” and nature, but it will be our home for the next few days as the hurricane smashes into our precious little Shady Acres Campground in Mobile, Alabama.

Oh, WIFI Internet? Well, Brent was told that while the Internet Access is free, it doesn’t cover the whole campground, but we can get it in the main office with no problem. Folks!!! You have a huge cell phone tower hanging over the office – why not spent the less than $200 to put a good omnidirectional antenna on there? Then you would really have a great service to offer and I wouldn’t whine so much about the parking lot design of the campground.

But it has the access, so I will pray that my laptop will hold up as I transfer data over to it from the server/desktop and lug it into the office and sit there for hours to post these notes, do email, and try to get done as much work as I can that now requires Internet connection all the time. Life on the road and Internet access are still things of the imagination but the lines are drawing closer all the time.

Our friend, Marion, just called us on our cell phone. She was worried about us. And slightly amused. All last year, the hurricanes smacked her over and over and over again in Vero Beach, Florida. This time, she gets to watch a hurricane come through and not be in it. And after spending several hurricane seasons watching storms hit her, she gets to watch a hurricane hit us. Not that this is funny, just a switch in positions.

She also told us that another storm is heading directly for her behind Dennis. It’s a way off but on it’s way.

I hung up and turned on the television and Weather Channel. Hurricane Dennis is now a Category 4 again. And not only is the path heading towards Mobile and Pensacola, the eye of the storm is heading DIRECTLY towards Memphis. Shit. I thought we were out of the main path. But it looks like by the time it gets here, it will just bring some 40-60 mph winds and tons of rain. Lots of rain. We can live with that, but next run from a hurricane, we’re heading further east. It might shift, but I doubt it. Of course it would follow us.

Evacuating from Hurricane Dennis – On the Run

Trailer packed up and pulling out of Shady Acres Campground in Mobile, Alabama, ahead of Hurricane Dennis, photograph by Lorelle VanFossenWe are now sitting in one of the RV campgrounds that we totally loath, but it serves a purpose for us, several fold, and so we shall stay until the hurricane passes Mobile, Alabama, and then we’ll take two days to return back to our little country-home style campground, surrounded by trees, green grass, birds, raccoons, and mobile homes.

I don’t know how much of the two past days of non-stop activity I can describe here, but I’ll do my best. But to get to the point of what most of you want to know, we are at the Grand Casino in Tunica, Mississippi, near the Mississippi River and less than an hour southwest of Memphis.

Thursday, after two days of discussion about Hurricane Dennis, we decided to wait until Saturday to make our decision. At the time, landfall along the Gulf Coast wavered between Sunday night and Monday afternoon. Time enough, Brent said, to make up our minds.

Friday morning, I got up at my normal 6:30 in the morning and instead of exercising, I went outside in what little cool morning was left and began the process of readying the trailer to move. As I worked, I realized that Brent, who had decided to walk to work that morning so I would have the truck to prepare it for travel, wasn’t up and moving. At 7:30, I came back into the trailer to find him still asleep. I poked him awake and he jumped in the shower and readied himself for work. Since he needs to be at work by eight, I now had to drive him to work.

I got in the truck and started it up, in order to back the truck up closer to the trailer to begin loading some things into it for the move, and the steering made grinding noises. I got out, lifted the hood and opened the steering fluid reservoir and found it almost bone dry. I knew we didn’t have any, so on the way to work, we swung by an auto parts store and got some power steering fluid. Ah, the start of another adventure for the traveling VanFossens.

I got Brent to work by 8:15 and then swung by the hardware store to pick up some rope, back to the campground to start laundry, and by then the sun and humidity was boiling down on me, but the tasks I set out to do that morning were still awaiting me.

In preparation for Tropical Storm Cindy, only a little over a week ago, I’d packed up the majority of the outdoor stuff into the truck and ready to move, but I’d pulled some of it back out and set it up. The plastic chairs and table for the patio and a few odds and ends we used to finish up some repairs and patches on the continually leaking roof, all had to be dissembled and put away. I worked in the heat, sweat pouring off my face, taking apart the plastic shelving units I’d bought months ago to store tools and things off the ground under the fifth wheel section, took off the fifth wheel cover, and pulled out our bikes and swept them for spiders.

Then the phone rang. I jumped into the trailer, my clothing sticking to my body and my hair dripping from sweat in my ears and listened to Brent tell me that he was finishing up and was ready to come home and help.

“But I thought you were going to work all day and we’d decide tomorrow.”

“We’re leaving as soon as we can pack up today.”

Thus, he made the decision. I got in the truck again, no grinding noises now, thank goodness, and drove back to the airport to pick him up and we now had both of us working in the sweating heat to pack up the trailer.

One of the things that worried us the most were the boards we’d had left over from repairing the leaking and water damaged slideout on the trailer. We knew we would need them for the roof still awaiting repairs, but what to do with them during the storm? I finally decided to wrap them on the ground in plastic and robe and tie it all to the large metal T old laundry line posts still remaining at the back of the campsite. I wedged the wood between the pole and the fence and tied it down as securely as possible, trying to force it into a low profile so the wind wouldn’t pick it up. We then delivered all my plants to Charlie and Diane’s home (campground owners) for storage in their garage during the storm, then tackled the inside of the trailer.

I told Brent we had about two hours of work inside and he disagreed. He is usually in charge of the outside and me, the inside, when we move, so I knew and he didn’t. After a fast lunch, over two hours later we were finally ready to move.

That’s when Brent remembered we still had a load of laundry in the dryer up at the campground office. I walked up there with the last of the garbage to dispose of and went inside for the laundry. I turned on the weather channel for noise while folding and was entranced by the site of the Weather Channel reporter standing near Battleship Park alongside Mobile Bay, talking about how Mobile was preparing for the approaching category. Behind him, on the Highway 10 bridge which goes across over 5 miles of water over Mobile Bay, traffic was bumper to bumper. I stared at the screen as he explained that “already people are pouring up from the Florida and East Mobile area heading out of town. Traffic is moving, but barely, as people head east and north to escape the path of this treacherous storm….”

Shit.

We’re right on Highway 10 and the thing we wanted to avoid completely was being stuck in traffic. The horror stories we’ve heard over the past few months about Hurricane Ivan were not so much about the damage from the storm as the 16 to 26 HOURS people sat in almost non-moving traffic, traveling 25 miles in 25 hours. Cars overheating, tires popping, angry and tired people – this is the stuff we DO NOT want to be in with our ancient truck and trailer. As I reached to turn off the television, laundry forgotten, the reporter spoke words that reinforced the terror in my heart.

“The authorities have announced that as of 8AM tomorrow morning, all lanes of Highway 65 will be for northbound traffic only. They are turning around all south bound lanes and opening them up for evacuees. Anyone heading south into the area will be turned around or must take alternate routes.”

I raced back to the trailer in the wet heat and told Brent I was going to take the truck up to the Highway 10 overpass to check the flow of traffic. I told him what I had just seen and he agreed.

“Where’s the laundry?”

“Damn! I’ll pick it up on the way back.”

I jumped in the truck and headed over Highway 10, not a half mile away. In both directions, traffic flowed normally. No slow downs, no stopped cars, just normal traffic. I was furious. I turned on the radio to hear more about the storm and noticed that it was already 4:30. Well, shit, of course the traffic across the bay would be slowed down. It’s freakin’ rush hour traffic. It is ALWAYS slow then. How dare that damn reporter sensationlise the normal flow of rush hour traffic into the beginning of the evacuation!

I drove back, calmly folded up the laundry and headed to the trailer with my report on the media’s bias and sensationalism having succeeded with me. Buggers.

We finished getting the trailer ready, jumped in the shower to have our last “good clean” for a few days, and hooked up. We pulled out at 5:30 that afternoon and headed west on Highway 10.

Our destination? Away.

WordPress Tips and Tricks – WordPress Plugins

There are a lot of WordPress Plugins I can’t live without. And I love talking about them, because the more I talk about them, the more people will learn about how awesome WordPress plugins are, and maybe, just maybe, the WordPress developers will see how useful they are and put them into the core code. Maybe.

For those unfamiliar with plugins, they are files that are written for free by anyone with an idea and willing to learn how to write a plugin. Or they come already equipped with the skills and expertise to write fantastic code that increases the flexibility and capabilities of WordPress.

While they are all free, some plugin authors ask for donations if you feel their plugin really helps you out. So consider donating if you really like what you try.

Now, for a list of some of my favorite, here they are. And for a look at all of the WordPress plugins used on my site, check out our List of WordPress Plugins. (more…)

Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America

Oh, wow, I should have looked before, but…well, I finally found the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America website. It provides news and information about Science Fiction and Fantasy writing and authors. It also has news of the Nebula and Andre Norton Awards, something that often guides us in our new book purchase decisions.

I sure wish they had a feed, but until then, I’ll just have to bookmark it and check in. What a great find.

Evacuating Mobile, Alabama

This is a fast note to all that we are leaving Mobile, Alabama, NOW. We’re almost packed up and I’ll be offline until we find another WIFI note. Posts will still be released on this site automatically (YEAH WordPress), but Brent and I will not be able to get email and such for at least 24-48 hours. When Hurricane Dennis passes and the road clear, we’ll be back and hooked up again.

As to where we are going…the answer is still “away”. We’ll tell you more when we know more.

See you soon.

WordPress Tips and Tricks – Template Files, Styles, and Themes

I’ve put together a collection of WordPress tips and tricks, a three part series that looks at the various tips and tricks I discovered while turning over my entire site to the management of WordPress software. In Part One of my WordPress Tips and Tricks Collection, tips and tricks were offered for dealing with the Administration Panels. In the next one, I’ll deal with some of my favorite WordPress Plugins. This one is for tips and tricks for WordPress Template Files and Style Sheets and the amazing WordPress Themes.

WordPress Template Files and Style Sheets

The template files in WordPress are found within your WordPress Themes. They are the building blocks which come together to create the structure of your site’s generated web page. Combined with the fact that each WordPress Theme has it’s own style sheet, things can be very simple or complex, depending upon what you want to do.

Having the style sheets associated with each Theme is great, but if you make a change to a style you want seen on every Theme you switch to, you have to add it to each of the Themes you use on your site. While this is only necessary for those using Theme Switchers, if you do change your Theme, it’s something to remember.

Here are some things you can add or change in your WordPress Theme that might improve things.

Labeling Your Template Files

The switch from WordPress 1.2 to the newest version and WordPress Themes left me going crazy trying to track down which parts belonged to which template files. I love the modular system, once I got my head around how it worked, but I still needed to track down which CSS div and HTML tag started and ended in which template file.

I went through each template file and labeled it with a comment that identified it.

<!--header begins-->

And at the end of the template file, I put a comment to mark the ending of the code within that template file.

<!--header ends-->

As I developed my site, I started to create custom template files for categories, and for different sidebars and headers, which appear based upon a query which asks which category the post is in or which type of page is being viewed, such as single or multiple post views.

I now had two different headers, three different sidebars, and two different single post template files. That’s a lot to remember and track.

Again, I went through and labeled which one was which so I could check to see which one was generated in which view, making the tracking of my query statements much easier.

<!-- single 1 -->
<!-- header 2 -->
<!-- header 3 -->

I also went through and traced and labeled all of the CSS divisions to make sure I knew where one started and where it ended. Makes the whole testing process much easier.

Adding Categories Back to Excerpts

After working so hard on the design of my excerpts on the front page, I realized that I was missing a major navigation tool by not having the categories the post was in highlighted in some way. So I decided to add the categories back into my design.

<div class="catslist"><?php the_category(' and '); ?></div>

This produces a list of the categories the post is in with an “and” between each category. Very simple. Added this to my index.php just under the h2 heading where I wanted the categories to show and thought I was done. Nope.

example of list of categories under the title in the excerpts

Remember, if you change one thing in a multi-post page, you better change it in all of them. Because I have a custom search page and custom category pages, I had to go in and add the same tag to the WordPress Loop in each of my template files. They included:

search.php
category.php
category-1.php
category-2.php
category-3.php
, etc.

I don’t use archive template files, so if you do, make sure you change this information in them, too.

Finding Your Images

While working on WordPress to get it going before I decided to move it into my root directory and allow it to totally control my site, I had terrible problems trying to FIND my images. I tend to use relative links rather than absolutes and having my images in a directory in the root and WordPress in another directory in the root, finding those images became really painful. I certainly didn’t want to go through and search and replace every image reference in my database after importing it. The move into the root directory would mean another search and replace.

I found an easier way to help the browser locate those relative image links.

By using a feature called base href in the head of your header.php template file, you can establish the artificial “root” from which to look for file references.

<base href="http://example.com/" />

This instructs the browser to work from the root directory to find the links. So a link to an image at images/photos/ball.gif, even though the file sits at example.com/test/wordpress/wp-content/themes/yourtheme/ would automatically look under the root for images/photos directory. Nice trick.

For more information, read Base Reference in the HTML and XHTML Reference Guide.

Image Tags

In FireFox, if an image doesn’t appear, the alt description appears. To change the size of the font for this text description, which distinguishes it from the rest of your content, use the following in your style sheet, changed to your own preferences:

img {border:0; font-size:60%;}

You can expand upon this and make it bold, green, small caps, or whatever, but this is how you make the change.

Sorting Out the Categories

We have a lot of pages on our site and a lot of categories and subcategories. I wanted to customize each of the main category pages to help people move around the site. WordPress allows you to create custom category templates, allowing control of the content on each category page.

In the most simplest of explanations, if your WordPress Theme has a category.php template file, use it. If not, then go find one from another Theme like the Default WordPress Theme. Copy it and change the copy’s name to category-3.php with the number representing the category ID you wish to have in a custom category. You don’t have to have this on every category, just the ones you want customized.

Example of our custom category page on our site

Then you can customize it. To simply add text, slap in a paragraph tag and write what you want just above the WordPress Loop. Save it and it’s done.

I wanted to create a table of contents of all the subcategories under the parent category in this category page. This example highlights category 8 – The Learning Zone on our site. There are a variety of subcategories underneath the Learning Category. The table of contents section looks like this in the category-8.php template file:

<div id="cattoc">
<ul>
<li><a href="index.php?cat=8" title="<?php echo single_cat_title(); ?>">
The <?php echo single_cat_title(); ?> Zone</a></li>
<?php wp_list_cats('sort_column=name&optioncount=0&list=1&use_desc_for_title=1&child_of=8'); ?>
</ul></div>

Using the wp_list_cats() template tag, I set the options to show the “children” of the parent category number 8.

I then added some descriptive text, of which here is an abbreviated version:

<p>The Learning Zone offers a wide variety of educational 
articles such as nature photography techniques, composition and 
close ups, the business of nature photography, equipment,....Hopefully 
you won't make the same mistakes as we have!</p>

Using the Coffee2Code WordPress Plugins for customizing post listings, I added a small table of contents list for Article Highlights:

<h4>Article Highlights</h4>
<ul>
<?php c2c_get_random_posts(20, "<li>%post_URL%</li>", "8"); ?>
</ul>
<hr />

Then the WordPress Loop begins and the posts within that category are showcased. A minor drawback to this system is that if there are enough posts within that category to justify more than one page, when the user clicks the “previous posts” link, the next page within that category will feature the same information at the top again. Hopefully I’ll be able to find a work around for that soon.

Testing Test for Testing Posts

example of the latin filler of loren ipsumWhen you are starting out, it helps to be able to create some test posts. You can slam away at the keyboard, hitting the spacebar once in a while, or you can take advantage of the long held tradition of the Lorem Ipsum.

Lipsum’s Lorem Ipsum website automatically helps you generate and copy the text you need to fill up the empty space.

Hiding CSS From Browsers

While it is slowly being “bad mannered” to have your style sheet feature hacks to accomodate the various problems different browsers have with the features you want to use, there are times when it is necessary. While there are plenty of web pages with information on how to add CSS hacks to accommodate browser’s needs, there isn’t much information on HIDING CSS from browsers. Here are a few:

Dealing with XHTML and CSS bugs

Now that I’ve just said it’s bad manners to hack up your CSS to deal with browser issues, switching from HTML to XHTML meant new bugs to deal with. Also adding the fast-growing web browser FireFox to the mix meant taking even more things-that-can-go-wrong into account.

One of the biggest problems I had is with floats within floats. A division with a float inside scrambles your layout in FireFox, though it looks great in MSIE. The inside floats don’t line up and when they reach the virtual “end” of the parent container, they overlap past the end and into the next container. The problem is that the float doesn’t “clear” or stop at the end of the container where it should. It needs to be told when to stop with the “clear” function, but unfortunately different browsers need different instructions to accommodate those instructions.

Example of the step stepping of image without using the clearfix hack

After playing around with this for days, here is my final fix from
Positioniseverything’s Easy Clearing.

For example, on the front page of our site, each post excerpt features a bar along the left side in green and often an image in the right side of the container with the text wrapping around the image. The image’s position is controlled with a float selector. In Firefox, since a height was not established in the parent container, it ended when the text ended. If the text went below the image, then it wasn’t a problem. But if it ended before the end of the image, the next container would then begin, stair-stepping into the container above it.

I needed to apply a “clearing” to the container so that the container below it would wait until the container above was finished, and then begin it’s positioning.

The clearfix style is as follows:

.clearfix:after {content: ".";
   display: block; 
   height: 0; 
   clear: both; 
   visibility: hidden;}
.clearfix {display: inline-table;}
/* Hides from IE-mac \*/
* html .clearfix {height: 1%;}
/* End hide from IE-mac */
/* End clearfix */

In the index.php template where the excerpt or post content is displayed, I used this:

<div class="excerpt-post clearfix">
<h2 id="post-">......

The main styles of the excerpt area are controlled by excerpt-post but the addition of the clearfix style adds style instructions to the first style. You can learn more about using combination styles in our article on Understanding CSS Selectors and Attributes.

Example of the step stepping of image without using the clearfix hack

I also used this same technique in our Book Recommendations and Reviews. The ads and review section containers would begin to stair step their way as each container bumped up against the other, unable to determine the previous container’s height. I simply added the clearfix style to their styles.

<div class="clearfix books">
<img scr="blah.jpg" title="Amazon books" class="bookads" height="260" width="120">
<img scr="blah2.jpg" title="Amazon books" class="bookads" height="260" width="120">
<img scr="blah3.jpg" title="Amazon books" class="bookads" height="260" width="120">
</div>

The same technique would apply if the layout was like this:

<div class="clearfix books">Text here.
<div class="bookads">Book Ad here</div>
Text here.</div>

A lot of people blame Microsoft Internet Explorer for having the most bugs, but I did find some major bugs in other browsers.

Changing Default or Kubrick Theme

Example of the WordPress Default Theme sidebar arrowsThe Default WordPress Theme, aka Kubrick, is an amazing piece of web page design. It pushed the envelope on what a web page could do using WordPress. It’s also a bad bit of coding. I’m not here to debate whether or not the way Kubrick was handled was right or wrong, but I do have some tips for dealing with some of its eccentricities.

Working on the WordPress Forum as a volunteer, I look at a LOT of websites. I can spot a WordPress Theme based on Kubrick in a hot second. The dead give-away? The sidebar.

The sidebar features the use of » in the sidebar bullets. I personally don’t like them. The technique to put them there is also a hack, since you can’t use character entity codes to represent images in lists.

To replace them with graphic bullets or to use the default CSS bullets like circle, disc, or square, comment out the following in your style sheet using /* to start and */ to end the comment around the entire area:

/* Comment out starts - 
Special stylized non-IE bullets 
Do not work in Internet Explorer, 
which merely default to normal bullets.
html>body .entry ul { margin-left: 0px; 
   padding: 0 0 0 30px; 
   list-style: none; 
   padding-left: 10px; 
   text-indent: -10px; }
html>body .entry li { margin: 7px 0 8px 10px; }
.entry ul li:before, #sidebar ul ul li:before { content: "\00BB \0020"; }
.entry ol { padding: 0 0 0 35px; margin: 0; }
.entry ol li { margin: 0; padding: 0; }
Comment out ends */

Now, set up your .entry ul and .entry li and so on with your own styles and bullets.

Relatives Suck

That’s right. In FireFox, position: relative sucks. I had to remove every reference of position:relative from my CSS because Firefox breaks on any container with that reference that has a link. The link turns off and is inactive. It also is influenced by any nearby float that has a position:relative in it that aligns with a non-relative container. The area where the two align, the links in the non-relative container will turn off. Argh.

Check All the Template Files

I thought I’d made all the modifications to all of the template files, but doing a simple search on my site brought up a look I wasn’t too happy with. I had forgotten to modify the search.php page.

Make a list of all the template files within your Theme directory. As you go through them, making modifications if necessary, make sure you check them off the list. For example, if you change the index.php template file so your excerpts will have a specific look, make sure you make the same structural changes to your other multi-post pages like archives.php, search.php, category.php, and any custom category template files you’ve made.

Making a Decision About Hurricane Dennis

Projected path of Hurricane DennisIf you have been following our life over the past…well, at least the past 10 years that we’ve lived on the road, you will know that where trouble is, we tend to already be planted in the middle of it. We arrive in Israel in time for the millenium and the start of the Intifada. We leave Israel as Arafat dies in France. And no matter where we go, extreme weather follows us.

Hurricane Dennis is on our way to meet us. Weather Underground, an informational packed weather-oriented website, projects the computer model of the “statistical path” of Hurricane Dennis. According to five different computer models, four say that we are directly in the path of the Hurricane (arrow). A fifth one projects it will veer to the west, slamming into New Orleans. Landfall along the Gulf Coast is slated for Sunday, Monday at the latest.

Currently, winds are ranging from 115 to gusts of 140, but Dennis is expected to speed up and get meaner by the time it reaches open sea again. Florida’s west coast is going to take a beating, but the Gulf Coast is going to get the full brunt of the storm.

Four Atlantic weather systems — Arlene, Bret, Cindy and Dennis — reached Tropical Storm status by July 5, the earliest for so many named storms in recorded history. If Dennis makes U.S. landfall as a Category 3 hurricane, it will be the first July storm of that strength to hit the United States since 1936.
The Weather Channel

Here is what we know and what we are planning. This is all subject to change.

Brent filled up both gas tanks and checked the truck out as best as he could tonight. He also stopped to pick up some basic stuff at WalMart and says it was like Christmas. Everyone was there shopping and the lines were incredibly long. Stuff was coming off the shelf faster than they could stock it. So much for taking the calm approach.

I will get the trailer ready for moving during the day tomorrow. By tomorrow night we will have made a decision to stay or go. Brent thinks he will be going with me and the trailer, but his office is also making plans for setting up a temporary office in Memphis or somewhere away from the coast to keep the business going during the hurricane. He’s not sure if he’s going with them or with me.

Everyone is asking me “where are you going”. My answer is “away”. Currently, heading towards Texas or up to Oklahoma is a possiblity. North is out. The storm will also head north, bringing tornados and all kinds of weather that I want to avoid. So west looks to be the best option. There is also the chance that the storm could shift and move towards Texas, or Florida for that matter, but I’m voting for “away” and that’s the best I can do.

Luckily, I’ll be traveling with my house on my back, so finding a place to stay is the least of my concerns, unlike millions of others driven from the area by the storm.

As soon as I know, I’ll post it here, and email who I can. I’m still recovering from three hard drive crashes on two computers over the past three weeks (another new record) and so I don’t have all my email set up yet. The fun just never ends.