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Meeting the Market Needs – Editing Your Photographic Images

Let Your Photographs Talk

Photograph of slides on a light tableNot long ago a friend published his first article in a travel magazine. I called to compliment him on the great article and wonderful photographs. He amazed me by telling me the editor didn’t print the photographs he wanted. Dismayed, I asked, “Why did you send photographs you didn’t want published?”

Since we can’t go out with them into the world, our images must speak for us. They tell the world we are great photographers, we know what we are doing, we’re serious about our work, and they must stand up to criticism by some of the world’s experts: magazine readers. Most magazines have very particular readers. It seems they go through the magazine with a magnifying glass looking for every mistake. I hear about misspellings, wrong information, messed up captions; those things happen all the time. It’s the curse of the publishing industry that no matter how hard you work, something will slip through. But only you control the images you choose to release to the public.

Years ago, as the story goes, an editor received an unlabeled box the size of a small suitcase. After digging through layers of strapping tape, the editor found the box completely filled with unlabeled slide pages. The note inside said, “Here is some of my recent work. Go through and pick out what you like and send the rest back to me.” The photo editor simply closed up the box and mailed it back.

Just as no one wants to sit through a show of all the pictures from your family vacation, no editor has time to go through unedited slides. It isn’t their job. It is your job to narrow down their choices.

Self-editing your images consists of putting them through a filtering process. What stays, what goes, and the maybes. This applies to the amateur photographer as well as the professional. Closets of slides don’t help anyone unless you can find what you need. Culling the wheat from the chaff leaves you with your best work ready at hand.

Your Editing Environment

Make a light table
With a 2×4 foot overhead fluorescent light fixture you can make your own light table. Replace the existing bulbs with 5000K bulbs. Flip it upside down and replace the plastic protector with opaque glass cut to fit the opening. Create a stand (a musician’s keyboard stand makes a good support) or put it on a table, add an on/off switch and you have a light table suitable for editing several rolls of film at once with room to spare.

To begin the editing process, establish an area for working with your slides or prints. Make sure it has good lighting and some peace and quiet. Good lighting is a must whether viewing slides or prints. Set up your environment similar to what a photo editor uses, so you get a feel for how they will view your images. They may start out holding them up to the overhead light, but when they get serious, they use a good light table and loupe. Light tables come in every size and shape. A good light table consists of bulbs which emit “natural” lighting (5000K) and a smooth glass surface large enough to lay out at least one roll of film with space to move them around a bit.

Peak 8x loupeFor an exacting evaluation of the image, you need closer magnification. You need a good loupe. An 8x loupe is a standard size and works well, allowing you to see the entire image without strain. For the first part of the culling process an 8x loupe will be good enough.

Keep a garbage can right next to the table so you won’t have to take a second step to toss out the slides when you are ready. Have slide pages or whatever storage system you need near you so you can quickly lay away the slides in their appropriate categories.

Set Aside Sentimentality

Animated graphic of someone throwing paper awayIt’s easy to get caught up in the sentimentality of an image. We know the hard work that went into getting the image. We know the time, money, and energy of getting the equipment together, going out into the wilderness, sitting for long hours waiting for the “moment”, of wearing summer clothes for a heat wave and then having 4 inches of snow descend in a freak snow storm. We know all about the sacrifices and trouble it takes to make an image.

Forget about it. Check it at the door. Give it up and let it go. When editing images, let go of the emotional side, the stories, and the memories, and look at the image as if you were visiting an art gallery or museum. An editor or viewer won’t know and doesn’t care about how hard the image was to get. Visiting the Louvre to see the Mona Lisa, you certainly aren’t going to think about how long Leonardo Da Vinci took to paint it, how his arm and back hurt, how the mosquites kept biting his legs, how he would have preferred to be building more flying machines, how the model kept sneezing or yawning, or anything like that. You simply stand there and admire the painting. The image must speak for itself and stand the test of time alone – without you standing next to it giving a full report.

Throw Them Away

Photograph of our trash can after editing hundreds of rolls of film. Photo by Brent VanFossenThrowing away your photographs can be painful. Most people hang onto every image they’ve ever created. Unfortunately, few of us have homes big enough to accommodate all of them, so some editing and tossing must happen. To make the process begin as simply and quickly as possible, here are the steps, in order, we take to process our work.

Bad Stuff
If it is truly bad, toss it. Black end strips and overexposed-to-clear slides should be tossed immediately. We all have them, and there is no reason to keep them.
Mistakes
Sometimes mistakes turn out to be lucky breaks, but the serious mistakes need pitching. The shot of your finger over the lens or the closed eyes pictures aren’t worth keeping. We do a lot of bird photography and have tossed out more than our share of beautifully composed but out of focus flight shots. You know what your mistakes look like. Unless they are lucky breaks, toss them.
Exposure
Over and under exposed images go immediately. We save a few good examples of bad exposure from time to time to use in our teaching programs. In general, slides can only handle about two stops in either direction of “average” so photographs several stops off, more black or white than color, need to go into the can right away.

Serious Steps

At this point it is time to ask yourself if your original intention in taking the photograph was met. Does it match the end result? From the images that remain on your light table, put aside sentimentality and let the images talk to you. This is the hardest part of the process. You may use your close-up loupe to more precisely evaluate each image. Start two piles of keepers, the best and the maybes. Everything else goes into the trash.

Focus
Is the image tack sharp? Are the things in focus as you intended or did the focus change as you worked? With birds and other wildlife, their high speed movements can sometimes beat our auto focus camera and we miss. Look closely to see if the images are as sharp as they can be. Anything that might be fuzzy or soft, put it in the maybe pile or toss it.
Exposure
Start with a good loupe and lighting table.Evaluate the exposure again. Is the image slightly over or under exposed? Some images will take a little exposure latitude, but some won’t. Take your time and ask yourself if this exposure is really right for this image. Toss what doesn’t match your expectations.
Composition
If the composition is uncomfortable, or just not satisfying, is it worth keeping? Is everything straight and lined up the way it needs to be? Is the horizon straight? Is the deer looking into the picture and not out of it? Study how the subject is placed in the frame and how all the parts relate to each other. Is this what you intended?
Distracting Elements
Is that tree branch hanging into the frame really distracting or can you work with it? In the excitement of capturing the moment, there are often little details overlooked. Is everything in the frame what you wanted to be there? Look around the edges for things poking in. Did you notice that piece of garbage lying in the foreground? What about distracting bright lights or shadows in the background? Do they really add to the image or are they distracting?

Commerical Considerations

After discarding the obvious failures and choosing the technically excellent ones as keeprs, the last filter we send our images through is the “can we sell it” process. This process comes from experience and research. We do a lot of research into what is selling and the trends towards what will sell. When we evaluate our images for their marketability, we further cull out images into the maybe pile. As tastes change, these may be usable in the future. Ones that make it through this process are the ones we sell first to our customers. Your market may be different from ours, the editorial market, so your criteria will be specific to your industry.

Pretty Pictures
A good composition, or pretty picture, speaks to the viewer. There are a lot of definitions of what makes a picture “pretty.” for us, the composition should be interesting to the eye. It must tell a story, in part or whole, and make a connection on an emotional level. It should be something you want to look at time and time again.
Hand of Man
We work with some nature publications which will not reproduce images showing the hand of man. This is evidence of man’s impact on nature. It can be as simple as a power line cutting across the sky or something most people would miss like a log cut with a chain saw in the foreground, not broken off “naturally”. Animals with tags or markings are usually only in demand in a few educational or trade publications. We look carefully for the signs of man and sort our work accordingly.
Color
This image of our friend, Duane Hansen, atop a mountain featured space for the editor to add text in as part of the article. Photo by Brent VanFossenIs the color even and appropriate? Slide film is very exacting and a shift in exposure, even a 1/2 stop, can change a color by fading or darkening it. Look very closely to see if the color rendition is what you want.
Composition
We photograph with publication in mind. With a still subject we photograph horizontals, verticals, and move the subject around in the frame to the different corners. Creating such an inventory allows buyers to pick which “look” they like and editors like the room for writing text over the photograph, saving column space and adding versatility.
The Eyes
Is there a catch light in the eyes? If not, wildlife tends to look dead or artificial. We watch closely when photographing, but sometimes a little turn of the head or a cloud blocking the sun can lose that sparkle for just a moment. Look for the spark of “life” in your images.
Beauty
Run this picture through your filter. Is it worth keeping? Northern Flicker by Brent VanFossenWe work hard to photograph wildlife at their best. Large mammals are best photographed in the fall when their coats are thick and shining and they are full from a summer of feeding. In the spring, they are molting and look pretty sad, but their babies are fresh and new and lovely to photograph. We like photographing images people enjoy looking at.
Who will buy?
A pair of mated herons make their nest together. St. Augustine, Florida, Photo by Brent VanFossenAs we edit, we keep asking ourselves where we can sell this photograph. Is there an article that springs to mind? We jot it down in our idea file. Will this image work for the stationery market, looking lovely on a note card with some nice words on it? Or will it only sell to the educational market for use in text books? Will it work on the cover of a magazine? How many ways can one image be used? This process narrows down our choices. If it really won’t sell and I’m hanging onto the image for sentimental value, then it is definitely for the maybe pile.
Throw it back
Lastly, if ever we are in doubt, tired, or frustrated, we put the remaining slides back into their box, return it to the stack of slides to be edited and keep going on the next batch. Later we will return to the edited box of slides and go through the process again with a fresh perspective.

Every time we pick up a magazine, there is usually one photograph or collection of images published that make Brent and I want to shake our heads and ask, “What were they thinking?” Sometimes editors publish images because they don’t have a lot of choice. Others do so because they don’t know any better and haven’t learned what really makes a good, reproducible-in-print image. As much as we’d like to blame the magazine and those responsible for it, we really know the responsibility lies with the photographers. They are the ones who let crap out their front door into the public eye. We hope that you will learn from our experience, toss mediocrity in the trash bin, and compete with us to only bring excellence to the public eye.

WordPress Plugins Database

I found an interesting collection of WordPress plugins from Unknowngenius.com’s WordPress Plugins Database. Worth checking out.

Mobile, Alabama

Israel Plastic Surgery Ability in the News

In an interesting story on WorldNetDaily, Yushchenko to be treated in Israel with plastic surgery to “fix” his poisoned face. Interesting.

This is one of the most fascinating ongoing issues in the world politics that still impresses me. When the Egyptian head honcho had back problems, he went to Germany to be treated. Clearly there was 1) no one qualified to care for him in his own country, or 2) he doesn’t trust anyone in his own country – even doctors.

For decades, Palestinians within the territories and as refugees have become doctors all over the world, and some of the world’s specialists claim to be Palestinians. So why is it that Arafat couldn’t be treated in his own “country” or one of the nearby Middle Eastern countries with tons of medical experts? Ah, it’s better outside your own neck of the woods.

This is the true story for the rich, famous, and politically powerful when they get sick. They can pick and choose to go where they want, and I see a lot of them choosing to go outside their territory.

Ukrainian presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko has every right not to trust anyone in his country or a country closely aligned with Russia, but there are plastic surgery experts in Germany, France, England, Spain, and the United States. But no, he’s going to Herzliya, Israel, for his medical treatment.

Continuing to find a way to walk, Christopher Reeves came to Israel to bring attention and interest to the country’s cutting edge development and research into stem cell research and nerve regeneration. His motivation for going to Israel was clear – they are the only ones publicly moving forward with research and technology that will help him. The religious right are stamping down on such research and development in the US, while acting like they aren’t. Trust me, they are. So he went there because it was the only place to go.

But Yushchenko can go anywhere. Interesting that he choose Israel.
Mobile, Alabama

Books for Closeup Photography

Closeup of a Daddy Long Legs Spider by Brent VanFossenA website visitor asked for recommendations on books for closeup or macro photography. Brent had just picked up the Nature’s Best Magazine, a phenomenal photography magazine, and we were thrilled with the amazing nature images, especially the closeup work. So this was a chance to update our closeup photography book recommendations list.

Closeup photography is a passion of Brent’s and mine, though we don’t get to do it as much as we used to. All this traveling, you know. Anyway, I thought I’d share my answer with you all since it is such a fascinating aspect of photography which opens up a whole new world to explore – right under your feet.


Thanks for the questions and I do have some recommendations which, if you had looked a little closer (ha!) you would have found some of these on our site. We recommend a wide variety of books. The specific books would be John Shaw’s Closeups in Nature, Joe McDonald’s New Complete Guide to Wildlife Photography, and for closeup inspiration, Freeman Patterson’s The Garden.

The first two books will give you good technical information. Shaw’s book is the best overall introduction to closeup photography, covering the basics. McDonald’s book is fabulous and looks at closeup photography with wildlife, a very challenging and nearly impossible aspect of nature photography that he makes look simple and easy. It covers other aspects of wildlife photography but his closeup work is truly amazing.

For inspiration, any of Freeman’s books will do the job, but this new one, The Garden, is breathtaking. He has had health problems lately but it hasn’t stopped him from working closer to home with his creative and innovative style and the beauty he has captured in this book is phenomenal. He doesn’t cover the technical, but who cares when you can only dream of duplicating his stuff.

Those will get you really started. If you need really good basic introduction to nature photography and how your camera works, our basic nature photography workbook will help, and we highly recommend John Shaw’s book, The Nature Photography Field Guide.

There are some really OLD books out there from Photo Life or Life Magazine or Kodak (actually all of them, I think) on photographing through microscopes and doing medical photography. These are horrible but they give you the basics of how to do much of it yourself and understand the technology. Lennart Nilsson’s incredible photographs of inside the womb and the development of the fetus still stands as some of the most amazing photography in the world and in history, as far as I’m concerned. Not just for the clarity of the images and the brilliance of the work, but the techniques behind the process. There are dozens of articles about him on the net and he has a couple of books. I’d look there, too.

I hope this helps. We haven’t been traveling with our bellows but have had the tilt/shift. They are similar but very different in what they can do and when it comes to closeups, we love the bellows for getting extreme. Try a reversing ring on your 55mm and slap it on the front and see a WHOLE new world in a grain of salt. The hardest part of all of this is geting the light to the subject in order to photograph it at that magnification. If you aren’t outdoors with natural light to use, it complicates things.

Let me know what you decide and where you are going to take this. And thanks again for asking.


Water droplets on grasses photograph by Brent VanFossenIf you have a question about photography, you can ask here (below in comments) . We love answering questions about nature photography. We are usually asked about life on the road and Israel, but we LOVE talking about photography.

I Got Cold Weather

This is the weather for RIGHT NOW from Weather.com in Mobile:

Current Conditions for Mobile, AL 36605
33F
Cloudy Feels Like 21F
UV Index: 0 Low
Dew Point: 28F
Humidity: 82%
Visibility: 10.0 miles
Pressure: 30.13 inches and rising
Wind: From the North at 21 gusting to 30 mph

Mobile Forecast
As reported at Mobile Downtown, AL, Dec 23 08:53 a.m. CT

It rainned buckets yesterday, so much so fast and for so long that our trailer awning started to bow a little under the down pour. I finally went out and raised up one corner another notch (the top) and lowered the other end a notch and the water came exploding off in a waterfall. I was “in” the rain (out from the cover of the awning) for less than 15 seconds and was totally drenched. I loved it.

The rain finally gave up by late evening and the temperature, hovering around 50 most of the day, shot up to 65. It was so warm in the trailer that we opened up the front door and most of the windows not still covered by interior storm windows. I kicked off most of the blankets when I crawled into bed, it was just that warm.

About two in the morning, the trailer shuttered and the awning snapped as huge gusts of wind hit the side of the trailer. We waited, watching and wondering, and after the third shutter and snapping sound of the canvas of the awning, Brent moved first, crawled out of bed (and over the cat who decided it was time to bite and play) and got dressed. He went out and closed the awning up, stripped and jumped back into bed (again battling the cat who wanted to play finger grab and swat).

About five in the morning, I woke up freezing. While debating about what to do about it, Brent sat up and started pulling back on the heavy blankets and sleeping bag, I so wisely mailed to us in Tulsa knowing we didn’t have any thing else warm enough for the cold of Tulsa in winter, little realizing it would be cold (thank goodness) in Mobile, Alabama. I closed the window nearest me and snuggled in, chilled all over. Brent pulled me as close as possible and whispered, “Closer.” I think our bodies were already glued together in the effort to keep warm, but I pressed even harder against him.

Kohav climbed into her cushy bed which I pulled under the covers with me, so I was surrounded and she was happy and warm.

When Brent finally reluctantly climbed into the cold in the morning, he reported the temperature was 33, one step above freezing. It had dropped 30 degrees in just a few hours. Amazing.

Ordinarily the cold wouldn’t bother me, but the shock of it was a bit much. I’m trying to chase cold drafts right now through the trailer and close up windows and cracks, debating on bringing the water filters and hoses inside. It’s been three hours since Brent got up and the temperature hasn’t changed a smidge.

I love it. Now where is the frost and snow?
Mobile, Alabama

Keeping Up With High Tech Stuff

Keeping up with the Jones in the tech field is tough. There is a lot of information out there. Engadget at www.engadget.com is a blog that helps you stay in touch with the hottest, latest, and techiest stuff out there.

Other sites?

Eubonics Supported

I’ve mentioned the frustration I have about learning ANOTHER language, especially one in the United States. Speaking Southern isn’t simply about learning how to speak with a drawl, it is also about learning the various dialects and languages, that’s right – languages of the Southern United States.

In a fascinating blog from Dean’s World – Understanding Language, Dean explains that children who learn these “other” languages during their crucial childhood years, have trouble learning a new language that is drastically different in cadence and structure later on, especially when the teachers and others are disrespectful of their “native” language. He goes on to support and encourage the development of Eubonics as a recognized language in the United States in order to help teachers teach “perfect” English in schools.

Gives me a new perspective on this that I have to do some thinking about. The issue I guess I am most fascinated with is how Eubonics and other similar “inner city talk” languages evolved and what justifies them as a “language”. After all, I do see the state of California recognizing Eubonics as an official language, but I don’t see them embracing Valley Girl Talk. That’s the interesting part.
Mobile, Alabama

Fixing WordPress Category Separators

After a bunch of searching, I found a way to create a separation between the categories under the title of each blog entry, following “Filed Under”. It is called a “category separator”.

Look in the index.php file for <?php the_category() ?> and in the parentheses, if there is nothing there, you can put something there. If there is, you can change it. Here are some examples:

<?php the_category(' <b>&#186;</b> ') ?> adds a bold º
<?php the_category(' &bull; ') ?> adds a •
<?php the_category(' &laquo; &raquo; ') ?> adds a « »
<?php the_category(' | ') ?> puts a pipe | in the middle
<?php the_category(', ') ?> puts a comma between the categories

Mobile, Alabama

Another Look at a Wonderful Web Page Layout

I was checking some pages on our site and “rediscovered” this absolutely lovely layout example I did earlier this year. It is so beautiful, it makes me catch my breath every time I look at it. It hosts one of my favorite of Brent’s photographs.

I would love to redo our site in a way that could use this design, but our site is heavily designed to accomodate the lowest common demoninator viewer, though there are a few things I’ve done lately to make the design more “advanced” as more and more people have upgraded their browsers and computers.

Still, I may take another serious look at this design and put it in the back of my head to stew and consider how I could make it work for us.

If you like the design, I’d love to hear your comments on it. The more I hear from others that they can not only see the web page design, they enjoy it, the more likely I am to “get around to it.”

Isn’t it nice when you can still impress yourself with yourself? For those who know me well, they will tell you that this isn’t ego talking. After I’ve done a project, be it writing an article, publishing a photograph, or designing a web page, I forget about it. Seeing it again is like seeing it for the first time for me and I’m like a kid, all tickled with myself.

Silliness, but this is the only way I get pats on the back – from myself.
Mobile, Alabama

Updating the Look of the Blog

I haven’t finished the process, but you should see some visual changes in the look of my online journal. I finally took a few hours and did some much needed fixing, adding some bells and whistles and taking away others. I’ve changed the colors and improved the overall look a little.

This is all part of my process of learning how PHP works, since the blog is coded with PHP. I also call it trial by fire.

It keeps me busy while the weather radio alert goes off warning of horrible thunderstorms, water spouts, and the possibility of tornados coming in off the sea and heading towards us. It seems that while inches of rain fell on us this morning, turning the campground into a soupy lake, most of the storms hit New Orleans and moved past and above us. From northern Mississippi, Arkansas, Kentucky and further north, snow is coming down in droves. Some areas will have two feet (.75 meters). I’m jealous about that. I haven’t had a white Christmas since…well, I can’t remember. We often got snow on Thanksgiving in Washington State and rarely on Christmas, so I can’t even remember the last time I had a white Christmas.

I think the last time I experienced snow was in the Czech Republic last year….or was that earlier this year. Oh, dear, the brain is going….

So might as well go back to computer programming so I can do more harm!
Mobile, Alabama

Photography Comes Under Attack – Good or Bad?

As a professional photographer and writer, any time there is an assault against photography, I go ballistic. This is a warning….stand back.

There is so much the government has to do right now, it’s a wonder they can get anything done at all. After all, there are terrorists infiltrating our very neighborhoods that need routing out by not educating the public but expanding the government bureaucracy by “looking” like “we are doing something about terrorism”. There are laws to pass that protect us from mad cow disease and drugs that we already know might hurt us if we use them to help ourselves. After all, Americans can’t be trusted to make an independent decision, so we have the government to do it for us.

And now they have moved into photography.

According to a news story on CNN , while trying to push through last minute legislation, and the 911 Commission’s demands, congress voted in new laws to protect people from cameras on cell phones.

That’s right. According to the story: “Congress passed a bill that would levy heavy fines and prison time for anyone who sneaks photos or videos of people in various stages of undress, a problem lawmakers and activists called the new frontier of stalking.” It makes this a federal offense and puts it under the jurisdiction of the FBI.

They key to the law is the fact that the photographs must be “unknowingly” taken. If you agree to pose nude and expose your privates to the world, and you have proof of that permission, then expose away.

On the surface, I love it. Other than a personal violent confrontation, there are few things more invasive and an assault on the psyche than having someone intrude upon your body and spread it around. Sure, we all have the same bits and pieces, some more and some less than others, but we live in Western Civilization with a lot of time to waste on their hands (obviously) and a lot of phobias, and the more phobic and moral a society, the more sensationalist, and the more in demand, the need for naked photographs are. If a person can’t get photographs from people who want to be photographed naked, and there are a lot of them out there, honestly, then they will go after them surreptitiously. Hence the peeping-tom laws to protect people from spying, peeking, and photographing you without your permission.

Expected to be signed by the president, the bill would make it a crime to “videotape or photograph the naked or underwear-covered private parts of a person without consent when the person has a reasonable expectation of privacy”. Okay, let me understand this. Anyone could take a picture of me without my permission and sell it or distribute it anywhere, but put me in my nothingness or undies and it’s illegal. That’s clear enough. If caught, there is a cap on the fine, though. The law in it’s current form limits the fine to not more than $100,000 or imprisonment for up to one year, or both. Oh, come on, congress, be more lenient and respectful of a person’s right to privacy. Make the fine start at $100,000 and go UP from there. Same with the imprisonment. Start at one year. Do I hear two? Three? Going, going….

BUT, and there is always a big butt when it comes to the US government, this law is federal and therefore only enforceable on federal land. Ah, that’s the catch. The legislation only works in federal jurisdictions, like federal buildings, national parks or military bases. So if our military starts upskirting (photographing up someone’s skirt) on the base, they are in for it. Oops, too late, they already are. Seems that Navy officials have found small cameras hidden in women’s rooms on ships in Norfolk, Virginia. Those navy guys!

Supposedly, this is the government’s way of setting an example and hoping that the states follow through with their own laws that restrict the “use and display” of unwanted nakedness. There are already laws in place in some states.

The US isn’t the only one starting to do battle with small cameras intruding upon someone’s personal space and abusing it across the Internet. England, France, and other countries in the EU are starting to look at the laws around this, but Saudi Arabia, the “bastion of modernity in the Middle East” is really cracking down. According to CNN, “Saudi Arabia’s highest religious authority barred the use of them for �~spreading obscenity'”. Ah, nothing like technology for spreading obscenities. Look at the Internet….hee hee.

I guess that while we’ve been gone from the states, the photographic techniques of “upskirting” and “downblousing” have come into exsitence. With the advance in digital photography and the shrinking of the camera, people have obviously come up with new ways of using their cameras.

Is this good or bad? Well, I think that photographing anyone without permission, no matter if they are famous or not, with clothing or not, should be morally wrong if not legally. I’m serious. I personally despise anyone taking my picture without permission. It offends me greatly. I don’t need to sign a form, but hold up the camera, smile and wait for me to nod consent instead of flinging it in my face.

Is this good or bad for photography? Well, I think that anything that gets people interested in photography is a good thing. What they do with the pictures is a different discussion. Photography as a hobby or art form is an incredibly freeing and creative process, forcing you to examine all aspects of art and form and yourself in the process. Getting back to what happens to the photographs after they are made….for once I think the government might be making a good decision. Now, let’s see how they enforce it. They haven’t done too well with spam, so let’s see how this works.
Mobile, Alabama

Those Damn Curly Quotes

Just when I thought things were going great with the blog and my writing, I find out that my new installation of WordPerfect 12 (up from version 10) reset the “Smart Quotes” function back to ON. DAMN!

For those who don’t know what this means, it means PAIN IN THE ASS! Smart Quotes is a feature available in WordPerfect, MS Word and other word processors that wants to help you by doing the thinking for you. It just “assumes” that you would want lovely quotes that artistically quote to the left and right around what it is that you want quoted, like a sentence. This is the style found in books and magazines, so they expect you want it.

What Smart Quotes does is converts your keystoke quote into a left or right curved quote mark, computing whether you are at the beginning or end of a quoted line.

This is all fine and looks pretty for most people, but for those who do EVERYTHING in WordPerfect, including writing blogs, code, and HTML and CSS, the converted code pastes into WordPress bogs as the stylized quote which looks pretty on the page when published, but isn’t recognized by HTML code. The results aren’t pretty. Inside of anchors for hyperlinks, these cute curved quotes aren’t recognized and my links over the past 10 blogs (since installing the new version) all result in a Page Not Found 404 error.

So I had to go through and change the default setting in WordPerfect to turn off Smart Quotes and then go through and replace ALL the quote marks in the last 10 or more blogs. Ugh.

Apologizes to everyone who clicked on a link and found themselves looking at nothing. It’s all fixed now.
Mobile, Alabama

Wheeling Through Bicycles

While in Amsterdam, Brent and I were thrilled with all the bicycles going everywhere and wondered why the rest of the world was so slacking when it came to recognizing the independence and thrill of pedaling your way around town. Efficient, useful, energy-savings, pollution free, and you can park several hundred of them within a few feet of space. That may sound impossible but our hotel was right near the college and we witnessed the amazing ability of college students to cram hundreds of bikes into the smallest spaces en mass.

We loved the bike chain guards. Needing to be reliant upon the bike once we get to Mobile, I started looking for bike chain covers on the Internet. Almost no luck. Sure, I found tons of chain covers for motorcycles but few for consumers, though I did find quite a few manufacturers and exporters from India, but that didn’t help either.

I did find some once I changed the search phrase to “bicycle chain guard”. And even then, while there are lots of links, there are few available in the US. But I did find some fun things.

  • Casalotti Bike Blog offers up tons of information, resources, and examples of bicycle information and is a delight to explore.
  • Sogreni Bike Designer designs state of the art bicycles sold worldwide from Denmark – features a fascinating chain guard design.
  • Chrome Bags from San Francisco makes messenger style bags that are gorgeous and very European.
  • Dero Bike Racks – Funky Styles, manufacturer of bike racks and other bike storage products, Dero features some very innovative and fun bike racks, including traditional forms. They specialize in nothing but bike storage – amazing!
  • Workcycles makes bikes for workers. If you need transportation via bike as part of your job, for hauling or transportation, they probably make it.
  • Klickfix supplies bicycle carriers and baskets for carrying your stuff around on your bike – in Dutch. Check out their shopper bag – it’s wonderful looking.
  • De woerd Bike Parts Manufacturer has part of their site in English and they provide wonderful bike parts and accessories including bike chain guards, though they don’t seem to sell directly.
  • Bike Works NYC has a site called bikecult.com and supplies a wide range of bicycles, parts, pieces, and supplies including bicycle chain guards.
  • Bicycle information and shops in Australia listing will help find information in Australia, and some of those companies might export parts and pieces.

And my conclusion on the bicycle chain guard…this is one more thing I can put off for a while. I’ll just wear my walking pants, tight at the ankles, and live with it. Chain guards are just not “en vogue” here in the US except on children’s bikes. And in the US, biking may be gaining popularity, but it is still not very wide spread or encouraged by the roads and highways. Cars still win. So sad.
Mobile, Alabama

Damn MSIE Bugs in HTML and CSS

Designing web pages is a great joy, now that I don’t do it for as a business but for myself (helping a few people from time to time – but currently, it’s not a JOB), but the bugs within Microsoft Internet Explorer (not to mention the OTHER browsers) are a real pain in the ass.

One of the reoccurring bugs I have had to find fixes and hacks around is known as the Peek-a-Boo Bug. When you run the mouse over a link, the entire paragraph reformats itself and jumps around, or that link and/or others on the page in a list disappear. You can see a lovely example of this at Positioniseverything MSIE Peek-a-boo Bug.

There are several ways to fix this, and the easiest is to define a 1% height container around your entire document that forces a height onto every container on your page. This is called the Holyhack and works brilliantly. But it doesn’t work consistently. Microsoft Internet Explorer still seems to pop this annoying bug up when you aren’t paying attention.

Recently, I ran into it again, after thinking I had had this fixed for two years. At the end of each of the questions in our Asking Zone, such as a question section which explains how we protect ourselves from theft on the road and while traveling, there are a couple of links to other articles on our site. Before I fixed it, at the end of the paragraph was a small graphic arrow with a hyperlink that would take you back to the Asking Zone page. When you would move the mouse over any of the links in that paragraph, the whole thing would jump around and sentences would compress over the top of each other until you moved the mouse over another link, and then the paragraph would “straighten out”. Ughly and ridiculous.

I played around with the Holyhack and it still wouldn’t fix itself. The only fix I could finally come up with is to get rid of the graphic and replace it with a word link [RETURN]. Ugly but simple.

But not the fix I wanted. I wanted the arrow graphic. I hate making these compromises in my web page design. Maybe I’ll be able to fix this when I make the conversion to PHP.

I have a bunch of links to helpful sites dealing with bugs and hacks in MSIE and other browsers in my article series on web site development and validation. And if you have interest in CSS and HTML, be sure and check out the fun experiments I did with CSS. I’m really proud of those and love bragging about them. Few people understand them, but the idea that all of these designs were made with WORDS and CODE and no graphics at all….that really impresses me. I hope you are impressed.
Mobile, Alabama

Hunting for HTML to Database Conversion Software

I’ve spent hours hunting all over the net for software that will convert my HMTL pages to something that will fit in a database. The reason? I want to convert my web site to PHP and mySQL and that requires taking my current pages and converting them to a form that can be read by a database such as Excel, Access, or mySQL. With more than 500 pages on our web site, stripping the codes and putting in tabs, commas or recognizable code for databases to understand for import is an incredibly time consuming effort doing it one page at a time. Ugh.

The first few hours were spent trying to find the terminology for the process of converting, importing, changing, migrating, or just fixing HMTL to make it recognizable by a database program. I tried “convert HMTL to php” and “convert HTML to mysql” with little success. I dug through hundreds of pages that gave me more than I wanted to know about how to generate HTML pages with PHP and mySQL but nothing on getting the HTML into mySQL.

Finally I stumbled upon the phrase “convert HTML to database”. That brought me more possibilities, but unfortunately, as with a lot of the Internet, the suggestions were more appropriate for those using Windows 3.11 or Windows 95 than newer software and the links were dead.

I did stumble upon one site that specializes in file conversion software called Intelligent Converters but they only can help turn database information into something else like pdf, html, and other database program information.

I found an amazing site called GetaFreelancer.com. I stumbled on it because a company was looking for someone to convert a web site’s 200 pages to a database setup. They had dozens of people and companies willing to bid on the job. The account was closed so I assume they hired someone, but this is really worth a further look at…later, when I have time.

Continuing to plug away at this – more determined to spend time hunting for a quick solution than actually spending hours on end copying and pasting from more than 500 web pages – I finally found some possibilities. I will give them a try over the next few days and report back.

FileChicken.com , a funny name but interesting site. It listed a bunch of HTML conversion programs available for downloading including programs for converting HTML to and from other things. But as soon as I found that page, the rest of the site started not functioning. PHP errors everywhere. Luckily I was able to get to the home page of one of the software developers and download a program from there.

Here are some others:

According to several sites, “converting your current html to php is easier done than said”. They recommend several things.

Slip PHP in Where Needed
Change your page name extensions to php (and where is a batch program that will do that, huh?) and then slap in php code around your current html code and you have php. I assume you will then add php content and database information as your site grows, or you slowly change things over. This idea is a nice one but doesn’t answer my specific needs. It is more of a “get by” process.
Change Your .htacess File to Recognize HTML as PHP
Once you start changing your file extensions, broken and dead link hell appears. Links from inside and outside your web site become lost and broken, crippling your site. Yet, it seems that PHP can recognized HTML files if it is told to do so. SpiderPro offered a step-by-step process to explain how to change your .htaccess file to recognize all HTML extensions as PHP, as do Webmasterworld Forum discussion on PHP Server Side Scripting, Virtualvenus WIKI information on converting to PHP, and an article about understanding Apache Servers and Redirects , explanations for Apache on addtype.
Basically, it means adding the following two lines to your .htaccess file:

AddType application/x-httpd-php .php .php3 .phtml .html
AddHandler x-httpd-php .html

Do this at your own risk. Server must be Apache and handle mod-rewrites.

So I’ll keep working on all of this and let you know if I survive the transformation from HTML to PHP.
Mobile, Alabama